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Obama or a Turkey #1307473
03/24/15 07:31 AM
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If you could visit the white house and be guaranteed to see the President or go Turkey hunting (during Turkey Season) what would you do ???

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307482
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Really? If I had the choice of a swift kick to the nuts or having to see that azzhat, it might be a little tougher choice.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307485
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I think all aldeer libs have been booted, so I doubt there will be any votes for the White House. grin

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307489
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I would take the kick in the nuts without a doubt. This is not even a question during turkey season. Hell, I'd probably cross a property line before I met that clown.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307491
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Originally Posted By: Standbanger
If you could visit the white house, be guaranteed to meet the President, and give him a swift kick in the nuts or go Turkey hunting (during Turkey Season) what would you do ???
I think this will make more people on here think about the options.......

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307494
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I'd rather hunt public land with nothing more than a gobble tube and sharp spear.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: LUMPY] #1307495
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Originally Posted By: LUMPY
Originally Posted By: Standbanger
If you could visit the white house, be guaranteed to meet the President, and give him a swift kick in the nuts or go Turkey hunting (during Turkey Season) what would you do ???
I think this will make more people on here think about the options.......


I would give up a turkey for that charitable cause!

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307496
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I've been to the WH (years ago) and it was cool. I might even go back one day, given the opportunity....but

A)I have ZERO interest in meeting the current president, and

B)I'd shove a naked Kate Upton out of the way to get to a gobbling bird


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: GomerPyle] #1307506
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle


B)I'd shove a naked Kate Upton out of the way to get to a gobbling bird


That would be a tough one for me.


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Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307510
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I'm sorry Kate Upton is my weakness I'd jus hope the birds would gobble another day.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: GomerPyle] #1307586
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B)I'd shove a naked Kate Upton out of the way to get to a gobbling bird[/quote]

Just like sometimes you gotta wait on the gobbler to breed his hens before you can call him in..... the gobbler can wait for a little while also.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307599
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I hear Kate is a gobbler...just sayin


ROLL TIDE !!!

Enough Said....
Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: GomerPyle] #1307619
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle


B)I'd shove a naked Kate Upton out of the way to get to a gobbling bird


The mods just thought they banned Pab grin

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307625
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I'd leave 6 gobblin birds for Kate upton. Damn I'd show her how a turkey gobbles!


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
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Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: mirage243] #1307626
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Originally Posted By: mirage243
Originally Posted By: GomerPyle


B)I'd shove a naked Kate Upton out of the way to get to a gobbling bird


The mods just thought they banned Pab grin


Don't know who Pab is....but just to make sure nobody "get's the wrong idea" about me, check my post in the Yoga thread on the General Forum


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307629
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Pab was the head houndsmen for the gay dove hunt.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: mirage243] #1307650
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Originally Posted By: mirage243
Originally Posted By: GomerPyle


B)I'd shove a naked Kate Upton out of the way to get to a gobbling bird


The mods just thought they banned Pab grin


Lol!!! I love turkey hunting but I'm afraid that Kate would get the ol' flydown cackle from me for all 46 days.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: Standbanger] #1307657
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Originally Posted By: Standbanger
If you could visit the white house and be guaranteed to see the President or go Turkey hunting (during Turkey Season) what would you do ???


You couldn't pay me enough to go to the White House to see this president. Much less choose that over a chance to go turkey hunting.

Ridiculousness.

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: hawglips] #1307874
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You couldn't torcher me enough to go see that SOB. I hope I don't run into him either, cause I would shame the hell out of him! I have NEVER been ashamed of a president in my life. A disgrace to our wonderful country!

Re: Obama or a Turkey [Re: LUMPY] #1308501
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Originally Posted By: LUMPY
If you could visit the white house, be guaranteed to meet the President, and give him a swift kick in the nuts or go Turkey hunting (during Turkey Season) what would you do ???


This is the only question I might have to think twice about...

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