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Roadkill humor #1441523 09/06/15 04:20 AM 09/06/15 04:20 AM
Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 14,393 Some Marriott/Auburn A AU7MM08 OP Booner
AU7MM08 OP Booner A Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 14,393 Some Marriott/Auburn	Yesterday I drove out to my friends lake house on Lake Martin to watch the Auburn game. After the game my girlfriend and I grabbed dinner at Niffers on the lake. Driving back we took a tiny backroad to reach highway 280 and came across this.

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441527 09/06/15 04:29 AM 09/06/15 04:29 AM
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YAPER 4 point Y Joined: Apr 2014 Posts: 242 Hope Hull	That's freaking hilarious!!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441530 09/06/15 04:31 AM 09/06/15 04:31 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	Really whats funny about that ? I bet you giggle when you play pocket pool. Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: perchjerker] #1441545 09/06/15 04:41 AM 09/06/15 04:41 AM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 7,810 Falkville MTeague Supreme Fact Checker
MTeague Supreme Fact Checker Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 7,810 Falkville	Originally Posted By: perchjerker Really whats funny about that ? I bet you giggle when you play pocket pool. I thought it was pretty funny also... I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: MTeague] #1441548 09/06/15 04:44 AM 09/06/15 04:44 AM
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Hunting-231 14 point Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,269 Montgomery, AL	Originally Posted By: MTeague Originally Posted By: perchjerker Really whats funny about that ? I bet you giggle when you play pocket pool. I thought it was pretty funny also... Me too, but then again - I normally giggle while playing pocket pool. "The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: perchjerker] #1441549 09/06/15 04:44 AM 09/06/15 04:44 AM
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top cat Freak of Nature Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 43,613 UR 6	LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!! - - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: MTeague] #1441555 09/06/15 04:53 AM 09/06/15 04:53 AM
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Johnal3 it froze over J Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,883 Hoover (poor section)	Originally Posted By: MTeague Originally Posted By: perchjerker Really whats funny about that ? I bet you giggle when you play pocket pool. I thought it was pretty funny also... X3 or 4.... Perch, you or something going on man? It seems you've been a little uptight here lately. Maybe it's time to loosen that belt a notch or two. Originally Posted by BPS This is Aldeer! The place people come to vent their frustrations and completely change their stance a few minutes later...

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441566 09/06/15 05:03 AM 09/06/15 05:03 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	All I'm sayin is doe lives matter ! That balloon might have been for her fawn ! Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: perchjerker] #1441567 09/06/15 05:05 AM 09/06/15 05:05 AM
Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,269 Montgomery, AL Hunting-231 14 point
Hunting-231 14 point Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 8,269 Montgomery, AL	Originally Posted By: perchjerker All I'm sayin is doe lives matter ! That balloon might have been for her fawn ! "The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441576 09/06/15 05:15 AM 09/06/15 05:15 AM
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Clem Mildly Quirky C Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 52,130 Round ‘bout there	Hahahahaha. That's pretty funny. Someone has a sense of humor. "Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter "Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013 "Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441598 09/06/15 05:46 AM 09/06/15 05:46 AM
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booner270 4 point Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 476 Walker county, Al.	Doe? Looks like a little nub about to poke thru WAR EAGLE!!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441672 09/06/15 08:20 AM 09/06/15 08:20 AM
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demp17 10 point Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,951 North Bama	Someone did the same thing to a deer going over Monto Santo yesterday evening. Pretty funny stuff We are not perfect, only forgiven!!!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441724 09/06/15 09:46 AM 09/06/15 09:46 AM
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Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441737 09/06/15 10:05 AM 09/06/15 10:05 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	Booner this is a family site please don't mention its package !!! I wanna know who is giving the deer balloons. Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1441746 09/06/15 10:17 AM 09/06/15 10:17 AM
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mw2015 12 point Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 5,382 FL	That's funny. sacrifice the balloon on the way to visit a sick friend

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1442859 09/07/15 02:54 PM 09/07/15 02:54 PM
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AU7MM08 OP Booner A Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 14,393 Some Marriott/Auburn	My girlfriend is from Blountsville so being a girl from a tiny town she burst out laughing when she saw it.

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: AU7MM08] #1443400 09/08/15 04:01 AM 09/08/15 04:01 AM
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Re: Roadkill humor [Re: booner270] #1443414 09/08/15 04:20 AM 09/08/15 04:20 AM
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Rocket62 14 point Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 7,906 Huntsville AL	Originally Posted By: booner270 Doe? Looks like a little nub about to poke thru Yep Made me laff ... I don't want to pass quietly into the night. I want to slide in sideways kickin and screamin Life really is awesome ... Soak it up while you can ...

Re: Roadkill humor [Re: perchjerker] #1443474 09/08/15 05:13 AM 09/08/15 05:13 AM
Joined: Jun 2014 Posts: 3,565 Sumter County sumpter_al 10 point
sumpter_al 10 point Joined: Jun 2014 Posts: 3,565 Sumter County	Originally Posted By: perchjerker Really whats funny about that ? I bet you giggle when you play pocket pool. How about this? Is this funnier? I love my country, but don't trust my government.

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