Back last year i was wt work patrolling and seen the milk man come thru town. Great guy and a preacher. I got to know him pretty good and one morning while he was in the gas station a buddy of mine climbed on top of the box truck. Milk man goes in the truck and starts loading crates of milk on the 2 wheeler. On his last trip out, as he walked out the door my buddy hung over the top of the truck and grabbed him as he exited the door lol. I laughed my head off, he yelled and amazingly never dropped any milk.

Before i transfered police department i had a SGT that was scared of any kind of animal. He left his patrol car running one night with the doors unlocked. Anybody on here thats in law enforcement knows if you do that your asking for it lol. We caught a armadillo and put it in the front seat of the patrol car. I honestly thought he was gonna shoot the thing when he flew out of the car drown down on the armadillo. That would have been hard to explain to chief why we had shots fired in the police department parking lot and a bullet hole in a car.

When I was in HS a girl shunned a buddy of mine when he ask her for a date. He caught an opossum and put it in her car one nite. The next morning when she was driving to school it was walking on top of front seat. Boy she parked in middle of street till someone removed it.She never did find out who put it there.

Saran wrap over the toilet seat ring then put the top down. Did this to my grandmother once and it scared the bejebus outta her when she sat down on it. She had a great sense of humor. She was pranking me for the next few years

Those are awesome

I got pranked one time when I quit a job. They put the big thick zip tie's on my drive shaft. When I left, I thought my truck was coming apart at the seams when they started hitting the bottom of the truck.

This one is just mean and I deserve to have my rump kicked over it but we used to put ketchup packs under the button on the toilet seats and very gently lower it.

Man can't wait till April fools day bahahahhahaha. Wife's gonna be pissed, She's still mad about the saran wrap over the toilet bowl prank

When my wife's brother got married he and his new wife went on a cruise for their honeymoon. We went to the bait shop and got them 100 crickets for their suit cases. I just wish I had been there to see it.

Damn that's a good one bahahahahahaha

Last year I made my 17 year old son go with us and he and I walked my younger kids around the neighborhood so they could trick or treat. Nick and I would stay out by the street while they went and knocked on doors. The next day him and Hunter were snickering about something and I made him fess up. While we were walking around that night Nick raised the flag on every mailbox within two miles of my house. The neighbors said the mail lady was PISSED.

Probably the meanest and funniest prank I have pulled:

Back in college we use to ride around and spotlight all the time. This was before you could get in trouble for just shining a field. No guns! Just beer and riding back roads looking at fields. Well two football players on the team always wanted to go to see all these deer we talked about. We decided to have a little fun with them. It was five of us in the truck and we drove around for awhile looking at deer. We made up a story and had told them about an old man stopping us one night on the road warning us about shining the field next to his house.

We had other buddies set out in the woods and they had put a beer bottle right in the middle of the dirt road where we were to stop. When we saw the beer bottle I said “Stop I have to pee”. As I got of the truck and acted like I was peeing a shotgun went off in the bushes. I fell against the truck like I had been hit and smeared ketchup all over the passenger window as I went to the ground. They are freaking out screaming and driver hits the gas and they hauled butt down to the end of the road which was actually a dead end road and only goes about another 600 yards from where I am laying on ground laughing and my other buddies laughing in the bushes. This was before everyone had cell phones and they sat at the end of road trying to figure out what to do. My other two buddies in truck are trying not to give it away saying we will pull up and grab him real quick and take off but theses two jack legs are like hell no he is dead you drive like hell and go as fast as you can back down that road.

Well they come back down road real fast and stop right at me. My buddy (driver) opens his door and reaches down to grab me and another shot goes off from bushes. He falls out of truck onto the ground like he is shot. The two guys jump out of the truck and hit the woods screaming and crying like little girls.

We searched for hours looking for them. We had a lot of people out looking for them. We found one about 2:00 that morning walking down a dirt road and the other finally hit a hwy the next morning and hitched a ride back to school. They both said they thought we all would die that night for looking at stupid deer. Needless to say neither one ever ask to go back spotlighting with us again.

my dad always told a story from his chilhood days, his gramother lived on the isle of arran (island southeast of glasgow) they were on a coin operated elictrical system. He said his grandmother would tell them stories of the Boobrie and the Sidhe, at night. For those that don't know, Scotish folk are very good at telling these stories that were passed down this way. She would get them good and worked up. When the meter ran out it would be pitch black dark except for a candle she had burning beside her. Well one of the kids would have to walk down the hallway to the meter and put a coin in. Bout the time they would get back there she would throw her cane down the hallway and let out a loud scream.

Use clear tape on the kitchen spray nozzle. Point it where your wife will stand when she turns on the faucet. Be prepared to spend the night on the couch.

My dad told me a story about him and a buddy catching a possum and putting it in the bottom drawer of a teachers desk. It was his senior year and the teacher's first year. Same teacher was retiring my senior so I decided to pull the same prank. Only problem was she remembered who did it the first time so I got busted.

When I was coaching at LC we would eat at the Mexican restaurant downtown and race back to the FH to be the 1st one to the chitter we called the "super bowl". Believe me you dont want to go 3rd or 4th after a bunch of football coaches eat Mexican food. I was last man to arrive one day because I was mowing and while putting the mower up I caught a live Oppossum. Of course I stuck it in the coaches bathroom, went to meet the other coaches to eat and told them to let our O-Line coach win the race to the super bowl. I really laid it down thick and let him win the race through town stop signs and red lights. He was dancing and running cheering that He was finally 1st man to get to dump for once in his life. We all just waited for the screams. They didnt know what I had done. It was silent for a few min then all Heck broke lose. It had crawled in a box of soap and while reading the paper he heard it Hissing. It came out of that box and he Chat from the throne to the shower screaming like a school girl. As I was in the floor pissing myself laughing I barely could speak the words " I PUT A POSSUM IN THERE" I saw grown men laugh so hard they puked that day.

catfish in mail boxes. couple of folks were gone on vacation for a week or so in the summer. when they came back ...

A couple of strategically placed shrimp under the bonnet of any car during the summer will make a person destroy the vehicle in order to find the source of the stench. Just sayin..

In my college dorm the guys across the hall had a box fan in the window running all the time drawing in air, since there was no AC. One night they thought it would be funny to cover the doorknob to my room with Vaseline and iodine. Luckily my room mate was the victim and not me. That mess got all over everything just trying to clean it up. To retaliate, I took a very large container of baby powder and emptied it into the back of their box fan while they were sleeping. It covered them and every inch of that room.

When I was in the Army in the early 1970's, I shot a service rifle for the All Army Rifle Team. In 1974 we flew down to Salinas, Puerto Rico to shoot in a big Regional Match. They housed all of us officers in separate room while the enlisted guys shared suites. We were pretty close to the jungle, so one afternoon after the shooting was done, I walked out into the jungle with a big trash bag and caught about 50 gecko lizards. None of us locked our doors, so I snuck into our Commanding Officer's room ( a LTC) and dumped the lizards under his covers. We had a big party that night, and we got back to our quarters around midnight. Five minutes after arriving at his room, the LTC shot off his lights and crawled into bed. I heard him screaming even though my room was probably twenty five feet away. He knew was the only guy with the seeds to pull this stunt, so he rounded up 5 or 6 enlisted guys and they put over 100 lizards in my bed. Being the smart guy I am, I knew this was coming so I stripped my bed before going under the covers and then herded all these damn lizards out of my room into the hallway. I never said a word to anybody about the revenge lizard planting, so the LTC and his co-conspirators must have figured I slept with 100+ lizards without a peep.

A twisted up ketchup packet works just as good