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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthyold man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullchittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."

Years ago, I ran into a brotha' who played high school ball with my younger brother. I told him, "Moses, if you come up to the store I'll take a look at your application for you".

He paused and his exact words to me were, "Naw. I think I'll let my check take care of me for now".

Good one

I've got a sorry a$$ cousin that won't take a job making more than minimum wage because, in her words, "it'll mess up my food stamps". So, mine and your tax dollars, gets to feed her, her no working, sorry live in boyfriend, her kids (both have quit school and won't work) and his kids. Needless to say, we don't see eye to eye on ANYTHING and don't have anything to do with each other. Sorry folks come in ALL colors.

Agreed. I see all kinds in my line of work.

My sister in law is the same way. She has 2 kids with 2 different people and not married to any of the fathers. When she got engaged to her youngest child's father a year or so ago the first thing she said was that her tax return sure was gonna take a hit because she's been claiming to be a single mom with 2 kids getting back about 9 grand every year. Really pisses me off when I did it the right way by getting married and then having a kid and I don't get a third back of what she does and on top of that she gets every kind of assistance available.

ROFL, funny!!

My dignity and self respect are worth more to me than any amount of money I could get off the check.