All these damn solicitation phone calls if they actually record what we are saying back to them talking to a recording. It sure pisses me off to no end but I bet it's freaking hilarious. They just got a full post surgery pain pill Tourette's cussing combo... to go.

Rant over.

If they do Im probably on a FBI list

yep that how they are gonna prove we are all loose cannons

I love getting them when I’m driving by myself. I’ve had some great conversations. It’s amazing how long they will talk.

You ain't lying! There's one that i swear calls the shop twice a week just to get cussed out by my stepdad. And they'll cuss each other out for 3 damn minutes, it's freaking hilarious. My stepdad said i guess he just likes being called a mofo CS, I said well I guess you do too, cause you talk to the bastage every week

I go rainman on them. It’s funny having them to tell you to have a nice day before they hang up.

We were just discussing this. I’ve had 11 in 25 minutes

I raise hell about how worthless and stupid they are until they hang up usually but if I’m not busy I’ll see how long I can keep them on the phone. My record is 53 minutes

Don't answer them.

Good stuff right there

virtually impossible considering they call from local numbers. I know ur next comment is block them...I do by the dozens. Like fire ants they just keep coming. So stfu I'm giving them ur number

I think it’s the same people that you have to talk to with Directv. I had a comeapart with “Joseph” last week.

i got where i tied them up on the phone as long as i can and tell i'm gonna do that ever time they call .

oh hell . i tied up a sales rep from dish network for 45 minutes once . lol

My wife had to call DTV back, after my last conversation. The CS rep hung up on me and her supervisor hung up, and when my wife called they told her that I had been "verbally abusive" to their employees.

Give 'em Hell Jon!!!

Give em this number and return the favor.

I usually act like i don’t understand what they are trying to say and act like i think they are sending me money. It’s pretty funny, some of them actually laugh about it. Most of the time they get irritated after about 15 minutes of me playing dumb and hang up. I actually like for real telemarketers to call if I’m not busy, it’s usually just recordings about my vehicles warranty about to run out, my student loan debt or my credit card debt. My truck was out of warranty when i bought it 6 years ago and I’ve never had a student loan or a credit card.

When a real live person telemarketer calls, I've started telling them that whoever they called to talk to just died earlier in the day.

I only got like 6 today. Good day.

The best ones I've ever talked to are those Pakistani or Indian geeks. They can cuss back and you don't know what the hell they have just said.