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Dance, Monkey, Dance #2646425 11/20/18 08:45 PM 11/20/18 08:45 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,889 NW AL H Hayzeus OP 8 point
Hayzeus OP 8 point H Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,889 NW AL	Dear Hollywood celebrities, It’s time to wake up now. Get this! The only reason you exist is for my entertainment. Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes. Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me. And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably. But you all have one thing in common. You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me. That’s it. Nothing else! You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesn’t exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage. I crank the organ , and you dance. Therefore, I don’t care where you stand on issues. Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me. Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn’t mean you know what it’s like to be a prostitute. Your view matters far less to me than that of a someone living in Timbuktu . Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren’t real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist. Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again. I don’t care that you think. I don’t care what you think about the environment. I don’t care if you believe fracking is bad. I don’t care if you call for more gun control. I don’t care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming. And I couldn't care less you supported for President. Get back into your bubble. I’ll let you know when I’m in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny. Make me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me. But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted — just like your pathetic little lives. I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn’t matter. In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment. So, shut your pie hole and dance, monkey, DANCE!

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646429 11/20/18 08:46 PM 11/20/18 08:46 PM
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257wbymag Boo Boo Head Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama	Ummm. Well ok then Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646434 11/20/18 08:50 PM 11/20/18 08:50 PM
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CarbonClimber1 14 point Joined: Dec 2014 Posts: 8,397 Boaz,AL	What did i just read....? "I dont quit.. And ill fight alone if i have to"

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646437 11/20/18 08:51 PM 11/20/18 08:51 PM
Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,170 The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou... 300gr 8 point
300gr 8 point Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,170 The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou...	I approve of this post Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646438 11/20/18 08:52 PM 11/20/18 08:52 PM
Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 5,647 Marion, Fayette, Lamar, piddli... Lonster 12 point
Lonster 12 point Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 5,647 Marion, Fayette, Lamar, piddli...	Cocaine is a mighty powerful drug!

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646439 11/20/18 08:53 PM 11/20/18 08:53 PM
Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 39,582 Marshall County FurFlyin Freak of Nature
FurFlyin Freak of Nature Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 39,582 Marshall County	I'd bet there are 100's of Hollywood celebrities registered on aldeer. If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646441 11/20/18 08:54 PM 11/20/18 08:54 PM
Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 9,877 in the corner S Stob 14 point
Stob 14 point S Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 9,877 in the corner	10-4 Bro.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646509 11/20/18 09:35 PM 11/20/18 09:35 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,661 In a Van, down by the River quailman Booner
quailman Booner Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,661 In a Van, down by the River	I like beer.... Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer. My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: FurFlyin] #2646510 11/20/18 09:35 PM 11/20/18 09:35 PM
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Cuz-Pat Booner Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 11,613 Central Alabama	Originally Posted by FurFlyin I'd bet there are 100's of Hollywood celebrities registered on aldeer. If not, may be 1000's... Cuz-Pat Patton's European Mounts Professional Quality Skull & Antler Taxidermy Since 1998

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646518 11/20/18 09:41 PM 11/20/18 09:41 PM
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Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646522 11/20/18 09:44 PM 11/20/18 09:44 PM
Joined: Mar 2018 Posts: 16,939 Banana Republic jb20 Old Mossy Horns
jb20 Old Mossy Horns Joined: Mar 2018 Posts: 16,939 Banana Republic	Which one of your hero's let u down today? They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646581 11/20/18 10:23 PM 11/20/18 10:23 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 11,773 Longwood, FL J jlbuc10 Booner
jlbuc10 Booner J Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 11,773 Longwood, FL	Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: jlbuc10] #2646590 11/20/18 10:29 PM 11/20/18 10:29 PM
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 8,489 Moundville, Al SuperSpike The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
SuperSpike The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 8,489 Moundville, Al	Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout. Theyre only powerful to the people with soft little minion like minds.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: Hayzeus] #2646597 11/20/18 10:34 PM 11/20/18 10:34 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,302 Madison BowtechDan Old Mossy Horns
BowtechDan Old Mossy Horns Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,302 Madison	Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: SuperSpike] #2646601 11/20/18 10:37 PM 11/20/18 10:37 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 11,773 Longwood, FL J jlbuc10 Booner
jlbuc10 Booner J Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 11,773 Longwood, FL	Originally Posted by SuperSpike Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout. Theyre only powerful to the people with soft little minion like minds. So what 49-51% of the country?

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: jlbuc10] #2646608 11/20/18 10:42 PM 11/20/18 10:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,302 Madison BowtechDan Old Mossy Horns
BowtechDan Old Mossy Horns Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 17,302 Madison	Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Originally Posted by SuperSpike Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout. Theyre only powerful to the people with soft little minion like minds. So what 49-51% of the country? That all? Oh no. Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: FurFlyin] #2646614 11/20/18 10:46 PM 11/20/18 10:46 PM
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 25,421 Guntersville, AL IDOT I am Cornholio
IDOT I am Cornholio Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 25,421 Guntersville, AL	Originally Posted by FurFlyin I'd bet there are 100's of Hollywood celebrities registered on aldeer. You do realize, that Clem is Chuck Norris right? Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: jlbuc10] #2646623 11/20/18 10:51 PM 11/20/18 10:51 PM
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 8,489 Moundville, Al SuperSpike The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
SuperSpike The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 8,489 Moundville, Al	Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Originally Posted by SuperSpike Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout. Theyre only powerful to the people with soft little minion like minds. So what 49-51% of the country? Is that proven statistic or your guess? I guess its ok then.

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: SuperSpike] #2646718 11/21/18 06:44 AM 11/21/18 06:44 AM
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,140 Between the coosa and cahaba ! !shiloh! 14 point
!shiloh! 14 point ! Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 9,140 Between the coosa and cahaba	Originally Posted by SuperSpike Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout. Theyre only powerful to the people with soft little minion like minds. yep

Re: Dance, Monkey, Dance [Re: SuperSpike] #2646736 11/21/18 07:26 AM 11/21/18 07:26 AM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 11,773 Longwood, FL J jlbuc10 Booner
jlbuc10 Booner J Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 11,773 Longwood, FL	Originally Posted by SuperSpike Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Originally Posted by SuperSpike Originally Posted by jlbuc10 Celebrities are Social influencers that are very powerful socially, politically, economically. Just because you think they’re monkeys doesn’t mean what they have to say has no clout. Theyre only powerful to the people with soft little minion like minds. So what 49-51% of the country? Is that proven statistic or your guess? I guess its ok then. Is Soft minion minds a scientific term? Where can I find stats on what the population of minion minded people is? And you rolled your eyes at me?

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