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Wife problems #3449404
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She just came back from the store. She actually bought two six packs of non alcoholic beer. I really can't believe it. You'd think after all these years you would know someone then she goes and does something like that. This is serious. Good Lord.

Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449408
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Those r hers, go get your own beer 😀


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Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449411
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That's like having sex with a blowup doll, or so I've heard.


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Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449415
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Probably like trading your G loomis for a $10 walmart Shakespeare combo. But i cant stand beer of any sort so what do i know?

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Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449418
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Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449434
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Originally Posted by roadkill
She just came back from the store. She actually bought two six packs of non alcoholic beer. I really can't believe it. You'd think after all these years you would know someone then she goes and does something like that. This is serious. Good Lord.


She just using for cooking right?


Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: Wife problems [Re: jmudler] #3449435
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Originally Posted by jmudler
Originally Posted by roadkill
She just came back from the store. She actually bought two six packs of non alcoholic beer. I really can't believe it. You'd think after all these years you would know someone then she goes and does something like that. This is serious. Good Lord.


She just using for cooking right?


Nope - not at all. Its for real.

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Originally Posted by roadkill
Originally Posted by jmudler
Originally Posted by roadkill
She just came back from the store. She actually bought two six packs of non alcoholic beer. I really can't believe it. You'd think after all these years you would know someone then she goes and does something like that. This is serious. Good Lord.


She just using for cooking right?


Nope - not at all. Its for real.

Take cover, she planning your death rofl:)

Last edited by jmudler; 07/26/21 02:12 PM.

Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449438
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I'd call a divorce attorney.


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I bet she has told all of her friends "I've gotten him off beer now" lol


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Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449453
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She was trying to out smart you

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I’d fire her


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Re: Wife problems [Re: Ridge Life] #3449483
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Originally Posted by Ridge Life
She was trying to out smart you


She's been doing that for the 45 years we've been married. Pretty easy really.

Re: Wife problems [Re: jmudler] #3449484
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Originally Posted by jmudler
Originally Posted by roadkill
Originally Posted by jmudler
Originally Posted by roadkill
She just came back from the store. She actually bought two six packs of non alcoholic beer. I really can't believe it. You'd think after all these years you would know someone then she goes and does something like that. This is serious. Good Lord.


She just using for cooking right?


Nope - not at all. Its for real.

Take cover, she planning your death rofl:)


Hell, all she has to do is be patient. Its rolling right up on it anyway.

Re: Wife problems [Re: 257wbymag] #3449485
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Originally Posted by 257wbymag
I’d fire her


Now hang on Matt. All depends on how good the sex is. Really good and I’ll just go get my own beer 😂

Re: Wife problems [Re: joshm28] #3449486
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Originally Posted by joshm28
Originally Posted by 257wbymag
I’d fire her


Now hang on Matt. All depends on how good the sex is. Really good and I’ll just go get my own beer 😂


I'm 70. She's 65. Want to reconsider that statement? That's been gone with the wind like Tara Plantation and negroes singing spirituals while picking cotton.

Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449518
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Lmao 🤣🤣🤦🏿🤦🏿


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
Re: Wife problems [Re: roadkill] #3449528
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Let the record show I plan at age 70 to still be…..well, you know, drinking real beer. And stuff.


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“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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