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Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit #4026850 11/28/23 09:03 AM 11/28/23 09:03 AM
Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 3,287 Hartselle, AL N NWALJM OP 10 point
NWALJM OP 10 point N Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 3,287 Hartselle, AL	Pot of white beans with a ham shank in the crockpot for dinner tonight. I don’t know if I’m more excited to eat them or for the entertainment provided by their effects on the digestive tract. If I’m lucky the wife will have to sleep with the air freshener spray on her nightstand 🤠

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026855 11/28/23 09:08 AM 11/28/23 09:08 AM
Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala. B Buckwheat 8 point
Buckwheat 8 point B Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala.	Best way to break a New wife in is to snatch the covers over her head and LETR-RIP!! Like fighting a Bobcat in a Burlap Sack!!

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026872 11/28/23 09:27 AM 11/28/23 09:27 AM
Joined: Sep 2012 Posts: 15,946 ArmPit of the south D DeerNutz0U812_ Old Mossy Horns
DeerNutz0U812_ Old Mossy Horns D Joined: Sep 2012 Posts: 15,946 ArmPit of the south	Originally Posted by NWALJM Pot of white beans with a ham shank in the crockpot for dinner tonight. I don’t know if I’m more excited to eat them or for the entertainment provided by their effects on the digestive tract. If I’m lucky the wife will have to sleep with the air freshener spray on her nightstand 🤠 I like to sneak a stinky one out on her every once in a while, and then just sit silently and wait and watch for her reaction when it slides up under her nose.... WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME.... Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026934 11/28/23 11:17 AM 11/28/23 11:17 AM
Joined: Mar 2018 Posts: 11,630 Northwest Bama R Ridge Life Booner
Ridge Life Booner R Joined: Mar 2018 Posts: 11,630 Northwest Bama	Brings up some great memories of my father. Crazy how a food can take you back to so many good memories.. I can remember back when I was very young on some good times when eating beans with him. Was his favorite food and I’ve never tasted any like the ones he cooked. “Beans, beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat beans every meal” Last edited by Ridge Life; 11/28/23 11:17 AM.

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026954 11/28/23 11:50 AM 11/28/23 11:50 AM
Joined: Dec 2014 Posts: 3,773 Pace, FL daylate 10 point
daylate 10 point Joined: Dec 2014 Posts: 3,773 Pace, FL

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: daylate] #4026958 11/28/23 11:53 AM 11/28/23 11:53 AM
Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 3,287 Hartselle, AL N NWALJM OP 10 point
NWALJM OP 10 point N Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 3,287 Hartselle, AL	Originally Posted by daylate I literally about folded in two laughing at that, thanks for sharing

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026964 11/28/23 12:08 PM 11/28/23 12:08 PM
Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 6,801 Alabama Jakethesnake The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
Jakethesnake The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 6,801 Alabama	Man I ain't heard that quote in 30yrs probably. I can smell you from here bro 👀

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026966 11/28/23 12:09 PM 11/28/23 12:09 PM
Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 6,801 Alabama Jakethesnake The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
Jakethesnake The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less Joined: Jun 2017 Posts: 6,801 Alabama	And I thought that was Redstone Arsenal blasting, it was yo ass

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4026985 11/28/23 12:58 PM 11/28/23 12:58 PM
Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala. B Buckwheat 8 point
Buckwheat 8 point B Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala.	If You REALLY want to impress your Woman----Cut all the lights off....rare back and light that Bomb!! Pretiest Blue Flame you'll ever see.

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: Buckwheat] #4026991 11/28/23 01:23 PM 11/28/23 01:23 PM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,648 miss'ippi state D donia 10 point
donia 10 point D Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,648 miss'ippi state	Originally Posted by Buckwheat If You REALLY want to impress your Woman----Cut all the lights off....rare back and light that Bomb!! Pretiest Blue Flame you'll ever see. Don’t do it standing up, ‘less ye want a brush fire! experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4027142 11/28/23 06:14 PM 11/28/23 06:14 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 72,710 Luverne, AL Skinny GUVNER
Skinny GUVNER Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 72,710 Luverne, AL	Now this is how you share a fart with your loved one. I got to remember this trick. https://youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk?si=hrBrDWiKOeswifsQ or https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk "Never Trust Government" -- Smart people. "The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me "You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: Skinny] #4027174 11/28/23 06:44 PM 11/28/23 06:44 PM
Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala. B Buckwheat 8 point
Buckwheat 8 point B Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala.	Originally Posted by Skinny Now this is how you share a fart with your loved one. I got to remember this trick. https://youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk?si=hrBrDWiKOeswifsQ or https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FpRAqQKcMlk The resonation of Farting down that PVC Pipe got me TICKLED!!!

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4027179 11/28/23 06:48 PM 11/28/23 06:48 PM
Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala. B Buckwheat 8 point
Buckwheat 8 point B Joined: Apr 2022 Posts: 2,153 Chambers Cnty./Ft. Morgan Ala.	Another trick is to play like you're spooning and ease yo Azz over onto her bare thigh and let-er rip!!

Re: Beans, Beans The Musical Fruit [Re: NWALJM] #4027225 11/28/23 07:45 PM 11/28/23 07:45 PM
Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 23,435 All Over Dustin Freak of Nature
Dustin Freak of Nature Joined: Sep 2001 Posts: 23,435 All Over	Don't let life get in the way of living

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