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Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: pozzumhunter] #529265 02/09/13 09:33 PM 02/09/13 09:33 PM
Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,170 The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou... 300gr 8 point
300gr 8 point Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,170 The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou...	Call his phone and tell him youre a Dr from the health department. Then tell him a woman came in and tested positive for STD and your name was given as a person she had contact with. Of course he will ask who she is but privacy laws prevent you from telling him. Tell him he needs to be tested ASAP. He'll be a nervous wreck Last edited by 300gr; 02/09/13 09:34 PM.

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: Slug Gun Steve] #529343 02/09/13 10:16 PM 02/09/13 10:16 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 6,116 Hoover, AL M48scout 12 point
M48scout 12 point Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 6,116 Hoover, AL	Originally Posted By: Slug Gun Steve A couple months ago during hunting season my neighbor stayed at the hunting club all the time..I got a call from his home and was told that half of the bed was cold. So being a good neighbor I warmed it up a little. You know just trying to do my part to keep his conservation efforts up. He was successful this year and harvested a couple good bucks. The other day, he told me his wife and him were the happiest they had been in a long time. I just smiled. I told him congradulations on the bucks. Uhhhh. ... did you just admit to screwing your buddy's wife on a public forum? Doesnt really sound like a joke. Dang, I hope no one on here knows you and wants to "prank you" by calling your neighbor.

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: M48scout] #529377 02/09/13 10:33 PM 02/09/13 10:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 41 Greenville S Slug Gun Steve spike
Slug Gun Steve spike S Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 41 Greenville	Did I say he was my buddy? Or did I just say he was my neighbor? Call them their number is 000-0000 ask for Jenny, shes a really good girl and apparently a happy wife. Last edited by Wiley Coyote; 02/10/13 10:39 AM. Cursed be the ground for our sake. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for us. For out of the ground we were taken, for the dust we are... and to the dust we shall return...

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: 300gr] #529382 02/09/13 10:35 PM 02/09/13 10:35 PM
Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 377 corner, Alabama P pozzumhunter OP 4 point
pozzumhunter OP 4 point P Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 377 corner, Alabama	Originally Posted By: 300gr Call his phone and tell him youre a Dr from the health department. Then tell him a woman came in and tested positive for STD and your name was given as a person she had contact with. Of course he will ask who she is but privacy laws prevent you from telling him. Tell him he needs to be tested ASAP. He'll be a nervous wreck I'm likeing this one and putting his truck on Craig'slist for dirt cheap

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: pozzumhunter] #529458 02/09/13 11:16 PM 02/09/13 11:16 PM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,690 Bay Minette, AL S scrubbuck 10 point
scrubbuck 10 point S Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,690 Bay Minette, AL	I doubt you have seagulls where you are, but several years ago I did construction work in Gulf Shores. Buddy of mine had been pulling small pranks on me and others for a few days so I brought a big bag of potato chips to work, crushed them up real good and covered his truck with them. Within 30 minutes or so I bet there were 500 seagulls swarming the truck. There was seagull crap from one end to the other. Last edited by scrubbuck; 02/09/13 11:17 PM.

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: Slug Gun Steve] #529517 02/10/13 12:27 AM 02/10/13 12:27 AM
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,220 Chelsea, AL J josht101 8 point
josht101 8 point J Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,220 Chelsea, AL	Originally Posted By: Slug Gun Steve Did I say he was my buddy? Or did I just say he was my neighbor? Call them their number is 000-0000 ask for Jenny, shes a really good girl and apparently a happy wife. I really hope you are joking around because that seems a bit over the top. Not that I blame you for warming up the bed but if you put her phone number on here that is just ridiculous. Last edited by Wiley Coyote; 02/10/13 10:40 AM.

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: josht101] #529522 02/10/13 12:40 AM 02/10/13 12:40 AM
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PRB Aldeer Sponsor Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,273 Marshall County	Originally Posted By: josht101 I really hope you are joking around because that seems a bit over the top. Not that I blame you for warming up the bed but if you put her phone number on here that is just ridiculous. Really?! -------------------

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: PRB] #529535 02/10/13 01:00 AM 02/10/13 01:00 AM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew..... Tru-Talker Booner
Tru-Talker Booner Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....	Originally Posted By: PRB Originally Posted By: josht101 I really hope you are joking around because that seems a bit over the top. Not that I blame you for warming up the bed but if you put her phone number on here that is just ridiculous. Really?! No doubt a young one!!!! Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves... Confucius

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: pozzumhunter] #529536 02/10/13 01:01 AM 02/10/13 01:01 AM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew..... Tru-Talker Booner
Tru-Talker Booner Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....	Can you say..... Tommy Tutone!!! Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves... Confucius

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: josht101] #529638 02/10/13 10:00 AM 02/10/13 10:00 AM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,878 OKC DarnYankee 14 point
DarnYankee 14 point Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,878 OKC	Originally Posted By: josht101 Originally Posted By: Slug Gun Steve Did I say he was my buddy? Or did I just say he was my neighbor? Call them their number is 000-0000 ask for Jenny, shes a really good girl and apparently a happy wife. I really hope you are joking around because that seems a bit over the top. Not that I blame you for warming up the bed but if you put her phone number on here that is just ridiculous. I think he found it on the bathroom wall? Don't lose your nerve - give her a call and tell her your not like the others before... Last edited by Wiley Coyote; 02/10/13 10:41 AM. Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask what you can do for your country - JFK

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: DarnYankee] #529662 02/10/13 10:42 AM 02/10/13 10:42 AM
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,841 Hartselle, AL trlrdrdave 14 point
trlrdrdave 14 point Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 7,841 Hartselle, AL	Went right over some of yalls heads didn't it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkpGQUflBwU "In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in time of peace, for Lord's sake, send them to somebody else." General Edward H. Plummer "Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight." Jeff Cooper

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: DarnYankee] #529669 02/10/13 10:55 AM 02/10/13 10:55 AM
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 24,503 Clarksville, TN /Greenville, ... bill Freak of Nature
bill Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 24,503 Clarksville, TN /Greenville, ...	Originally Posted By: DarnYankee Originally Posted By: josht101 Originally Posted By: Slug Gun Steve Did I say he was my buddy? Or did I just say he was my neighbor? Call them their number is 000-0000 ask for Jenny, shes a really good girl and apparently a happy wife. I really hope you are joking around because that seems a bit over the top. Not that I blame you for warming up the bed but if you put her phone number on here that is just ridiculous. I think he found it on the bathroom wall? Don't lose your nerve - give her a call and tell her your not like the others before... if he likes colored chicks he can call TC. " I do view Jim Waltz as a really good Presidential candidate" Bama_Earl

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: pozzumhunter] #529673 02/10/13 11:05 AM 02/10/13 11:05 AM
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,220 Chelsea, AL J josht101 8 point
josht101 8 point J Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 2,220 Chelsea, AL	Definitely went over my head. Oh well

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: josht101] #529708 02/10/13 12:33 PM 02/10/13 12:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,878 OKC DarnYankee 14 point
DarnYankee 14 point Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,878 OKC	Wiley, watch the video.... Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask what you can do for your country - JFK

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: pozzumhunter] #529757 02/10/13 01:42 PM 02/10/13 01:42 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 44,329 North Alabama W Wiley Coyote Freak of Nature
Wiley Coyote Freak of Nature W Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 44,329 North Alabama	LOL! I know what it is and remember the song from way back. I was sleep deprived and realized what the # was after I edited......oh well. Get the F out of the BATFE. The F is guaranteed by the US Constitution. Those other letters are not. NRA Life Member

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: pozzumhunter] #529768 02/10/13 01:54 PM 02/10/13 01:54 PM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	List his house or truck on craigslist. List it at 1/4 its value,no down payment ,owner financing bad credit OK. Put his cell number and it will never stop ringing. Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: What's a good joke to pull? [Re: Wiley Coyote] #529853 02/10/13 03:23 PM 02/10/13 03:23 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,878 OKC DarnYankee 14 point
DarnYankee 14 point Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 7,878 OKC	Let the good times roll! Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask what you can do for your country - JFK

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