You're fixing to get blasted, so git ready.

I will go on record as saying my soon to be 15 year old ain't going on a date whether momma says so or not, but I haven't actually crossed that bridge yet and momma is meaner than a run over rattlesnake, so..... but I think momma will be on my side on this one.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14