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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: hunterturf]
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08/01/14 09:51 AM
08/01/14 09:51 AM
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Posts: 1,644 Pine Hill, Al
sluggun
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Posts: 1,644
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About a year or so after I got married my wife and I stopped at the gas station to fill her car up with gas. As I got out to put gas in her car there was a good looking blonde with really short shorts bent over putting the nozzle in her gas tank at the next pump. As I was closing the car door preoccupied with looking at what was at the other pump I closed my finger in the car door. It mashed it flat and pulled the nail off. I opened the car door and got my finger out, started the pump to pumping gas then got back in the car to wait for the tank to fill up. My loving wife had the nerve to ask "Was it worth it." I told her "It was worth every damn bit of it."
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: sluggun]
#1031041
08/01/14 10:01 AM
08/01/14 10:01 AM
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Posts: 13,401 Mobile Alabama
TChunter
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Booner
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Posts: 13,401
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Only other thing I have to add is that if you're "smashin'" I think it's fangers not fingers.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: TChunter]
#1031053
08/01/14 10:23 AM
08/01/14 10:23 AM
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Posts: 4,967 Al
metalmessiah
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12 point
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Posts: 4,967
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Doc thats exactly what happened to me. Slammed the door closed with my right index finger hung and door closed completely and locked. Had to get keys out of front right pocket with left hand and unlock. if felt like it took 30 minutes. had this exact scenario happen right in front of the front door to my wife's work years ago. the receptionist, a fine upstanding tender eared Christian woman, said she could hear the profanities through the bullet proof glass! lol. still wasnt as bad as attempting to bunt playing park ball and getting my bird finger caught between an aluminum bat and an inside fastball. got all the way to first base before the throbbing hit me. first base coach saw it & passed out before I even knew. sucker split like a peeled banana, four flaps of meat with the crushed bone sticking right out the middle. first base line looked like a murder scene.
Go with the flow and you will end up down the drain!
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: hunterturf]
#1031054
08/01/14 10:26 AM
08/01/14 10:26 AM
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Posts: 9,245 USA
marshmud991
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14 point
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Posts: 9,245
USA
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Back when I was a teenager, we were planting soybeans next to my house. I was pulling and old set of drag harrows. The kind that hooked to the big pipe. We had alot of moisture in the dirt and harrows would ball up. I got off the tractor to free them of the dirt. I pulled as hard as I could and they came loose. When they did my right thump cushioned the harrows as they slammed into the big pipe. I remember looking at my thumb and the next thing I remember is walkin in to our house. I walked Bout 200 yds to the house and don't remember it. Couple months later my nail was comin off and was only on y what I thought was a small piece where it starts on the thumb. One day it was rainin and I was in the shop and I was flipping my nail over and back on to my thumb. I said it was comin off today. I grabbed it and gave it a quik pull. Well apperantly the thumb nail is connected to something in your elbow because when I pulled it off, the pain I felt when I smashed it was nothing compared to the pain I felt that day. Cried like a big ole baby. Nail never grew back rite after that.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: hunterturf]
#1031101
08/01/14 11:57 AM
08/01/14 11:57 AM
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Posts: 8,874 bessemer, al
hunterturf
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Wow........ I think we have a winner
Give me bout 15 more minutes, I was dreamin about beavers.......... Si Robertson
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: hunterturf]
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08/01/14 12:01 PM
08/01/14 12:01 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 13,290 In a Van, down by the River
quailman
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 13,290
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Dammit son!!! Did you smash it with a hammer, or stick it in a bad vagina????
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: YEKRUT]
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08/01/14 01:32 PM
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Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 245 Up towards the top of AL
Meally
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Posts: 245
Up towards the top of AL
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You ain't smashed a finger until you have to go change underwear afterwards. You got that right! Smashed my thumb a few years ago real bad, bout 2 seconds after when the pain registered, I pissed my pants... Luckily I had peed bout 10 minutes before and it wasn't a lot.. But did have to change drawers...
Luck is when opportunity meets preparation...
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Re: smashin' fingers
[Re: deerman24]
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08/02/14 02:21 AM
08/02/14 02:21 AM
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steelman
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steelman
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That sucks!! This thread could really use a warning, I was looking at work and had some coworkers freaking out when I scrolled down lol
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