This happened to a friend of mine. He had just started dating a girl and she asked him to go to church with her and her parents. So he goes to church with them. Her dad was a hardass and didn't put up with much and even less when it came to his daughter. So the dad insists that my buddy sit between him and his wife, with the girlfriend 9n the end. This is an old country church in Statesboro, GA and all the windows and doors are open because there's no AC. Anyway as church began that day my buddy noticed a dog had slipped up on the porch and was laying down scratching the back of his head with his back paw. My buddy leans over to the mom and says, 'don't you wish you could do that'? He gestures over to the dog,and when she turns to look the dog is going to town licking his junk, lmao. He said her face and his turned bright red!