Dont ya just love it when your fishing near a boat ramp and guys come in from being out all day fishing with little or no luck...they come to take their boat out and you hook a few fish while they are getting their boat out of the water? Today during my 2 hour break from classes I went down the the river to fish a little. So I has a pink super fluke on and was on the boat slips casting back towards the bank. A guy was taking out his pontoon so I made my way down to the end of the boat slips where I could cast out across the boat ramp. As soon as he got his boat out of the water I casted just past all the stirred up water and started working the bait back towards be and caught a lil ole largemouth. I threw him back in...made another cast in the still swirling water and got another one. About that time another guy was backing his boat trailer down so I moved back down a little to where I had been. This guy hadnt had much luck at fishing and when he pulled his boat out I did the same thing. 2 casts later I got another little largemouth. The guy was putting the other straps on his boat about that time so I just whistled and held up the fish. He said "Looks like I shoulda just left the boat at home today"

I'd a drowned your arse

Let me guess.

All the guys who had boats were Alabama fans and that is why the did not catch any fish.

It was just the grace of God looking after Auburn fans to make sure they don't die of an inferiority complex.

Sorry, couldn't resist.