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wanna know the best way to get shot? #1123245
10/23/14 11:07 PM
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So I got up at 4am and jumped in the shower. Apparently my wife unlocked the front door because her friend was coming over to go running since they are training for a marathon. I'm sitting here on the couch and I hear the front door open and a person saying shhhhh to my dog. I sneak around the corner ready to blow someone to hell and back and see her friend standing there. That will get the blood pumping early in the morning.


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123246
10/23/14 11:20 PM
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Yes, would make the ole ticker skip a beat.

Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123248
10/23/14 11:25 PM
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Was she in a black escalade? grin


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123252
10/23/14 11:39 PM
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No, she's white....


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123255
10/23/14 11:46 PM
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Is she Hot as Julie?? That's the big variable here.. laugh laugh


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123259
10/23/14 11:57 PM
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Whoa whoa whoa....Pump the damn brakes... Pics of this woman or don't tell anymore stories..... Ever...


Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123260
10/24/14 12:00 AM
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If you only knew.....
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If you only knew.....
Sounds like a wet dream to me...


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: daniel white] #1123262
10/24/14 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By: daniel white
Is she Hot as Julie?? That's the big variable here.. laugh laugh


grin


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: daniel white] #1123263
10/24/14 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted By: daniel white
Is she Hot as Julie?? That's the big variable here.. laugh laugh


Nobody is as hot as julie.


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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123266
10/24/14 12:21 AM
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they could be a close 2nd to Julie. Pics please.


I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123268
10/24/14 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By: jsh1904
Originally Posted By: daniel white
Is she Hot as Julie?? That's the big variable here.. laugh laugh


Nobody is as hot as julie.




Gentlemen, it appears he has been hacked by his wife or the "runner friend"


Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123274
10/24/14 12:29 AM
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Over yonder
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Your wife should be a little more careful. She leaves the front door unlocked for this girl and twice a week the back door unlocked for me. I will start coming over the same day as her friend so I can "train" both of them. It will be safer that way.

Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123275
10/24/14 12:32 AM
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I hear ya Joe. Now I know why she was rushing me the other day......


I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123285
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Yeah cmon. Daniel White
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123290
10/24/14 12:56 AM
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On a serious note. That could have ended very badly. Good thing you had been up for a while. If you would have just stumbled out of bed the end result could have been way different.

Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: YEKRUT] #1123341
10/24/14 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
Whoa whoa whoa....Pump the damn brakes... Pics of this woman or don't tell anymore stories..... Ever...



^^this^^


"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: daniel white] #1123355
10/24/14 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted By: daniel white
Is she Hot as Julie??



If you had seen Julie in that little black dress like I did you would already know the answer to that....


"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123432
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Originally Posted By: jsh1904
Originally Posted By: daniel white
Is she Hot as Julie?? That's the big variable here.. laugh laugh


Nobody is as hot as julie.




Correct answer, and I don't even know your wife!

Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: jsh1904] #1123439
10/24/14 02:46 AM
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Yes, does sound like a hell of a way to get ventilated


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"Cause the cause for the pause you think you see is really concentration on the steel” NonPoint
Re: wanna know the best way to get shot? [Re: tfd1224] #1123442
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Love me some Julie, shes a doll.


If something happens to one of us we will take cares of the others' wife. I kinda get the raw end of that deal though, Julie will require love, pampering, attention, etc....Josh will just have to get Leslie into the cage. If he can get past the dragon and get the spell book from her without dying first.

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