It's not a gag. I don't want or need anything.

But I have to provide some kind of idea or everyone gets all pissy "because you don't have anything to open." I don't WANT anything to open. I'm fine just sitting there b/c at this stage of my life I don't WANT or need anything that I don't get myself.

So, I always just say "a gift card to the book store is nice" and I'm done with it. That way I can get what I want for my Nook.


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