Here's my take on this deal:

I think the OP did get popped in the noggin for arguing w/ a fella (or two) over WHO was actually trespassing. I think he posted this thread thinking someone may be able to relate.

Nobody did.

If the rest of the story is 100% accurate or not, I think isn't relevant. By posting his shiner & taking the ALDEER ball-busting, I believe he has earned his permit (if not a full ALDEER license.)

Welcome to the asylum, cm1975. May I suggest sitting the next few rounds out?

Honestly, if someone said "skin that chuck wagon big boy" to me anywhere at any time, it would most likely de-escalate the situation immensely.

I don't know how he kept a straight face...let alone knocked the piss out of you

Yeah, I kinda messed up my Wyatt Earp impersonation.....agreed hippiekiller, probably best move
Truth be told I was really wanting to post a new thread last night of a 2012 Chevrolet Tahoe for sale....comon guys that woulda given you some fun! But, think too many folks don't care much for ol cm on here for that.
Will be chasing em again this weekend, hopefully, God willing I get a nice Tom, and can post a new thread....which also has the ability to stir some of my buddies on here up, ha
Hope everyone is having a great Monday

Where are you from CM?


I've never heard an Alabama boy refer to a male turkey as a "Tom". I was just curious.

Selma originally, live in Homewood now. We've been doing it for years, ha

As I said about 7 pages ago, surely y'all don't believe this feeble attempt to get attention. However, if this is true, the OP better be glad those ol' boys weren't horny that morning.

I am on many forums in many different states. This has to be the best thread I have ever read in my life. I have laughed more at this in the last few days than I have in years. Thanks for sharing your story.

Now listen Brent, ol cm will take a punch with the best of em. Started this in 93 at Charlie Browns in Selma. But I'll tell you this much, I ain't playing no deliverance game in the turkey woods, if I can help it at least. The line has got to be drawn somewhere.

Btw, whatever moderator changed my thread title - kudos. Well done

Good to know. I was mainly just going by your non-aggressive attitude. Plus after looking at your picture I decided by the look in your eye, you'd be giving what you got.

Any bonus points for Great White lyrics?

Been a while since I've heard once bitten twice shy come across the radio waves

CM, I believe your story is legit and feel like you've been a good sport here, since you surely knew how people would react to your story. Personally, I laughed until I cried on two different occasions during this thread, and no matter what anyone says, it's been great entertainment.

You've been a good sport about the whole thing and I hope you get a turkey this year!

Cheers,
Bryant "Hammertime" Bagley

Like this ?

It's kinda hard for me to not like a fella that gets on the Internet and refers to himself in third person tense

Ol cm appreciates that, BrentM.

Dang, I thought this was the turkey nest eradicator thread until he done brought up Charlie Browns in Selma, Ole CM needs to stay on his land before he gets hurt!

Thanks for the encouragement fellas, I actually thought this could go poorly for me, but I got a self depreciating kinda spirit. Ol cm tried to only third person talk on the interwebs. Catch myself doing it in real life sometimes when my main squeeze calls me out on it. She don't find it funny!! Fact of the matter is I always knew my d1 crossfitting classes would pay off. Last 40 time was a 4.57. So yeah, I feel like I can outrun most turkey hunters wantin to go all deliverance like on ol cm.

For the last 3 or so pages, Ol BW has been wondering when somebody would mention the 3rd person references. Guess page 12 was the lucky number.

So can we let Dirtybird back on? That's when this thread was really rockin' son!

Yes I will second dirtybirds return. I hate to see a good thing come to an end. Give him one more chance.

Let him post....let him post