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Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340386 04/29/15 12:32 PM 04/29/15 12:32 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River quailman Booner
quailman Booner Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River	Ralph, we're you Marine or Sailor? Heard 2 different versions of the doe killin. Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer. My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340436 04/29/15 01:22 PM 04/29/15 01:22 PM
Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 68 Biloxi, Mississippi R Radaralph spike
Radaralph spike R Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 68 Biloxi, Mississippi	All right. Grab a cold one and let me tell you a story- I was a just turned 21 yr old sailor. My partner in crime was also a sailor. I worked in the ATC tower at NAS Penscola. I can tell you that beer goggles go far beyond just improving the looks of a woman at 2330. It can make the stupidest ideas sound absolutely brilliant. After 3 hours of drinking draft beer at a nickle a glass at The Barrels we decided to go back on base and catch a turkey at the Land Sea Survival school. Thanksgiving was just a few weeks away and this sounded entirely reasonable. When we got there the turkeys were roosting under a vapor light so my partner says "Lets kill a deer." With that we ran one down and stabbed it to death. Very similar to a bow kill but like our cave man ancestors, there was a lot more running involved. The 10' chain link fence proved to be too much of a challenge or we might have got away with it. (As long as no one was counting the deer herd.) So we hung the deer on the fence and butchered it. Pulled hams, shoulders, backstraps and tender loins. Tossed them over the fence, loaded it all into the coolers in my truck and headed off base to my sisters house. We cut and wrapped meat all night then went back to the barracks. I had a middle of the day shift the following day. Went I got off work that evening NCIS was in the tower parking lot taking blood samples off my tailgate. You would think the story would be the end of it. Au contraire. That story followed me for the rest of my federal career. For 30 plus years I ran into people who would meet me and say "Hey, aren't you the guy who killed the deer?" Like I said earlier, I was never proud of it but I never tried to hide from it. And it makes for an interesting story at deer camp. Unless of course, you're easily offended like Poor Ol Ray. Last edited by Radaralph; 04/29/15 01:25 PM.

Re: We need a few members [Re: Radaralph] #1340451 04/29/15 01:31 PM 04/29/15 01:31 PM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew..... Tru-Talker Booner
Tru-Talker Booner Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....	Alcohol has caused many a mischievous events.... Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves... Confucius

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340460 04/29/15 01:43 PM 04/29/15 01:43 PM
Joined: Oct 2014 Posts: 1,786 Collinsville, AL T Tambo252 8 point
Tambo252 8 point T Joined: Oct 2014 Posts: 1,786 Collinsville, AL	You had me at "we decided to go back on base to catch a turkey..."

Re: We need a few members [Re: Tru-Talker] #1340463 04/29/15 01:46 PM 04/29/15 01:46 PM
Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,000 north alabama shooters 12 point
shooters 12 point Joined: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,000 north alabama	Originally Posted by Tru-Talker Alcohol has caused many a mischievous events.... 4 SURE!

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340471 04/29/15 01:53 PM 04/29/15 01:53 PM
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,972 Clanton Turkey_neck Booner
Turkey_neck Booner Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 14,972 Clanton	I thought I had done some dumb chit drunk before. Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340486 04/29/15 02:09 PM 04/29/15 02:09 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River quailman Booner
quailman Booner Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River	Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer. My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.

Re: We need a few members [Re: quailman] #1340490 04/29/15 02:12 PM 04/29/15 02:12 PM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew..... Tru-Talker Booner
Tru-Talker Booner Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....	Originally Posted by quailman Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. And Mr. Natti man would definitely know.... Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves... Confucius

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340535 04/29/15 02:55 PM 04/29/15 02:55 PM
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buckbrush 10 point B Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,921 Huntsville	Wow just read all 6 pages this post is golden. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke

Re: We need a few members [Re: Tru-Talker] #1340554 04/29/15 03:11 PM 04/29/15 03:11 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River quailman Booner
quailman Booner Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River	Originally Posted by Tru-Talker Originally Posted by quailman Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. And Mr. Natti man would definitely know.... Kick in the junk is in your future. Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer. My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.

Re: We need a few members [Re: quailman] #1340583 04/29/15 03:37 PM 04/29/15 03:37 PM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew..... Tru-Talker Booner
Tru-Talker Booner Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....	Originally Posted by quailman Originally Posted by Tru-Talker Originally Posted by quailman Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. And Mr. Natti man would definitely know.... Kick in the junk is in your future. Ha!! We all know you southerners don't travel northward... Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves... Confucius

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340600 04/29/15 03:55 PM 04/29/15 03:55 PM
Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,391 AL T trkymn6f0 8 point
trkymn6f0 8 point T Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,391 AL	without question, best thread ever

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340601 04/29/15 03:56 PM 04/29/15 03:56 PM
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 8,506 Moundville, Al SuperSpike The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
SuperSpike The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 8,506 Moundville, Al	They took the time to skin it out and butcher it. Hah! Before now I thought it was gona be a a quick 20 or so jabs and then a run like heck but they still took the time to butcher it. Paha! Absolutely hilarious!!

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340656 04/29/15 04:37 PM 04/29/15 04:37 PM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 55,220 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen James Freak of Nature
James Freak of Nature Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 55,220 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen	Hell we all make mistakes..I couple buddies of mine got arrested for killing a cow about 18 years ago in mobile..They cleaned that mutha at another friends radiator shop..Few days later some detectives showed up & found cow hair in the back drain.. Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340717 04/29/15 07:14 PM 04/29/15 07:14 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,102 Gulf Coast captjab 10 point
captjab 10 point Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,102 Gulf Coast	Y'all better hope Mr. Ray ain't got a ghey attorney sister in Tennessee!

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340725 04/29/15 08:32 PM 04/29/15 08:32 PM
Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 5,510 AL G Gobble4me757 12 point
Gobble4me757 12 point G Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 5,510 AL	Quite possibly the greatest story these ears have heard in a long time...Definitely lived up to the hype...Liquid Courage at its finest!! 2017 Team Aldeer Turkey Contest Champion 2018 Team Aldeer Turkey Contest Champion

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340751 04/30/15 01:00 AM 04/30/15 01:00 AM
Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 29,586 Fosters, Alabama, USA Shaw Administrator
Shaw Administrator Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 29,586 Fosters, Alabama, USA	Damn. Busted by the NCIS. "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

Re: We need a few members [Re: rayp] #1340812 04/30/15 03:34 AM 04/30/15 03:34 AM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,319 boaz H hawgwild 10 point
hawgwild 10 point H Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,319 boaz	Let's here more on how you actually ran the deer down and caught it.

Re: We need a few members [Re: quailman] #1340889 04/30/15 05:06 AM 04/30/15 05:06 AM
Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,621 Mobile,AL jsh1904 14 point
jsh1904 14 point Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,621 Mobile,AL	Originally Posted by quailman Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. like shooting cooncats with a 380 This post is protected by copyright. Anyone found posting here is subject to certified mail from my gay sister.

Re: We need a few members [Re: jsh1904] #1340902 04/30/15 05:19 AM 04/30/15 05:19 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River quailman Booner
quailman Booner Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 13,739 In a Van, down by the River	Originally Posted by jsh1904 Originally Posted by quailman Dumb drunk $hit is what makes the world go around. like shooting cooncats with a 380 Good shot too. All things considered. Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer. My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.

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