Ha... remembered another one. We had a 250 acre cutover bordered by a paved County Road. We had caught poachers shooting into our cutover several times. Had one idiot in my club walk out into the cutover one morning and put a Glendale Buck decoy up then squatted down in a bush right behind it. I was driving out that morning and seen it sitting on that hillside with the sun shining on it. I knew it was a decoy and stopped and looked at it through the binoculars. I could see the dudes face between the decoys front and rear legs. I drove up there and told him to take it down or at least move away from it. I told him one of the local rednecks was going to stop and take a poke at it from the road and kill him.

He accused me of micro managing and trying to dictate how he would hunt. I was just trying to keep the idiot from getting himself killed.


"Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters."

-- Archibald Rutledge