I understand that. Right now, I'm working with a German on a big expansion to a poly extrusion machine. I catch myself using redneck terms and phrases, only to see the confusion on his face.

The other day, I noticed he had picked up the phrase, " I gotcha".

Squirrel- a rodent that lives in trees
weather the current or future conditions outside as when James Spann says it is snowing in Eastoboga.
site- where something is
sight- what you see, or the things you use to aim
cite- a reference to a resource
right- a direction or something you can do
rite- a ceremony
rise to go upward ad in the corn bread won't rise without baking powder
risen- What Christ did on the third day
lay- what a hen does to eggs or you do to your rife when you miss the 10 point buck at 50 yards, as im I just lay my gun down and cried
lie- what you do when you go to bed, or your wife asked who's panties are in the truck glove box
sit- to put your butt in the chair
set- what concrete does when it gets hard, or what a hen does to eggs after it lays them
sat-the past tense of sit as in I set my bow and 575 dozen arrows on the back of my truck and sat down and drove Selma before I thought about it. Then I just had to sit there and cry.
Frozen- A movie for little girls, or the the feet of deer hunters, or your wife's a$$ when she finds the panties in the glove box.
I am posting this, as a public service, so that those of you who are language challenged may have a guide to help the rest of us decipher what you really mean.

That is funny judge!

I know I suck at it there's probably going to be something wrong in this post but I will say I can weld with the best of them Mig, Tig, or stick pipe or structural steel, pull an engine drop a transmission, little plumbing some carpenter skills know a little about AC work. I do wish I would have worked a little harder and paid attention more when it came to spelling and English classes in school.