Pickeled eggs. I could eat a dozen but then I couldn't be around folks for a day or two

Nothing specifically. Pizza Hut pizza is the closest thing to a sure thing at making me run for the bathroom.

I take the back. The one and only time I eat at Champy's Chicken, I didn't even make it home.

Lived in the Philippines for 3 years, back in the early 70's, and could never bring myself to even consider trying one!

Ate Taco Bell 15 minutes ago. Stand by

Can't stay away from them even when I know what is going to happen. If I eat from there, I just plan my schedule around some throne time.

Chinese and/or Mexican

Conecuh sausage every time. It will having me being able toshitthru a screen door in less than an hour. It also gives me bad heartburn and by the time I'm done with screaming Mimi's a good case of the raw ass that only preparation H can calm down. All this even after taking a ranitidine pill. But there ain't no way I'll ever stop eating them. Just too damn good.

Raw oysters on occasion. But most of the time I'm fine with anything. I have a pretty stout constitution and rarely get upset with anything or any foods, of course I'm pretty selective about what I eat and what I cook.

Beef gravy. And learned the hard way as I got old Milk or anything milk based. I still have to have a milk shake from time to time and the goal is to always drink the entire shake before making the mad dash.

Chinese food. Any Chinese food.
Boiled Cabbage or Kraut. You wouldn't like me afterwards.
Peppers. I love most any pepper and grow a bunch of them.

Pizza Hut. Something special in their sauce I guess. I can set my watch it's exactly 4-6 hours later. And it tears my arse up for about 2-3 days.

Kraut and sausage. Love it. My go to colon cleanse.

Yeap I forgot about the kraut.

I teach 5th grade and when I get gas I will walk around room let one go then walk back to front of room and turn around. Kids are back there with shirts over face laughing and fanning. Of course I will go guys come on quit horsing around. It takes everything I have not to laugh.

For me, it's fried seafood of any kind (especially fried shrimp) because I always eat too much and the grease kicks in a few hours later...

When you eat one of these foods that have that affect, in front of the air conditioning return vent is a good place if you're trying to throw someone off on where it came from...LOL. It will stink up every room in the building... They won't think about the air vents, and will be blaming everyone in the room they happen to be in at that time.

The only foods that bother me are shrimp, crab and lobster. They will kill me, literally.

Y'all realize that the average food passage time (from mouth to anus) is over 30 hours right? Some foods may approach 50 hours. I'm not saying something that hits your stomach doesn't cause you to have a defecation response to drop a load, but you aren't passing what you ate 2-6 hours ago.

AVERAGE is the key word there. I know for a fact ive passed food in 6 or 7 hours after consumption.

I must have some issues I eat those Hooters hot wings they are coming out in 30 or less. And it burns and could go through a screen door and not hit anything.