On the opening day of dove season I'm get a call from my wife asking me when I'm coming home and I can tell she's really pissed. She went on to tell me that one of our 2 roosters flogged my 4 yo little girl and scratched her up pretty good to the point of bleeding. I tell her I'll kill him when I get home but I could tell she was fuming mad. Little bit later she calls me and said no rush to come home ,i shot that roosters ass!
I fell off my bucket laughing. You have know my wife to understand how prissy she is. She had never shot a shotgun and she had never killed anything in her 35 years of life. I got home to find a rooster shot 3 times at close range by a pissed off mama bear.