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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain

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Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—

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Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.

I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.

Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.

Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.

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"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton

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The secret to a long marriage is to keep on dating, just as you did before marriage. We have "date night" once a week.
Hers is Saturday, mine is Thursday.

The only time a married woman gives those is if your not married to them!

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Yeah c’mon. Daniel White

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The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.

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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

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What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.

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I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!

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Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

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I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count only on what I earn. Therefore I believe in work, hard work. -George Petrie (1945)