What to do.....

Pull the hair from your armpits, off your balls & any butt hairs you might have. Shave the hair from your crotch where it joins your legs. Take a shower the night before with scent free soap. After showering, use a hair dryer to dry these areas, then apply scent free Mitchum anti-perspirant to these areas. Spray your feet with Sure unscented anti-perspirant. What you are doing are plugging up the pores of Apocrine sweat glands. These are the ones that create human odor.

The next morning apply a scent killing lotion to these same areas to kill any bacteria that might grow. (I use Scent Shield Hair & Body lotion, but unfortunately the FDA has banned triclosan so it's no longer available)

Wear a wind proof head cover, cause your hair stinks, no matter what. Or shave your head.

Forget the sprays.. you'd have to carry several gallons with you at all times. Forget breath spray.. your breath smells just like any other goat to them.

I'm considering attempting to make my own scent adsorption clothes by soaking a T shirt & briefs in "Febreeze Free" (Cyclodextrins .. Google it)

P>S This was a serious post