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Buford T Justice Quotes #2546821 08/07/18 10:26 PM 08/07/18 10:26 PM
Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,687 Autauga County, AL 5Pages OP 8 point
5Pages OP 8 point Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,687 Autauga County, AL	[video:youtube]https://youtu.be/uN3c64j2DPE[/video] Been laughing for 10 minutes watching him!

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546822 08/07/18 10:35 PM 08/07/18 10:35 PM
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Mike59 10 point M Joined: Jul 2016 Posts: 3,855 Mobile, al	This makes me want to watch that movie tonight.

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546825 08/07/18 10:58 PM 08/07/18 10:58 PM
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Todd1700 12 point T Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,939 Pine Hill, Al	The one that still kills me to this day is when the young deputy says to Justice, "Did you see that, he went right through our road block." And Justice says, "You sombitches couldn''t close an umbrella." The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back. - Abigail van Buren

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therealhojo 8 point T Joined: Mar 2016 Posts: 2,033 AL	I heard that the majority of those we add lib.

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Shaw Administrator Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 29,440 Fosters, Alabama, USA	BTJ..... “Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.” Junior..... “Except for that.....” BTJ..... “Shut your ass.” "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546855 08/08/18 05:17 AM 08/08/18 05:17 AM
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doekiller Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 33,437 Your mom’s house	When we get home, I’m gonna lunch your mama right in the mouth. There is no way, no way you come from my loins.

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546860 08/08/18 05:21 AM 08/08/18 05:21 AM
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bigcountry692001 14 point Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 8,600 Grays Creek, NC	Junior.... my hat blew off daddy BTJ...... I hope your g**damn head was in it "You cant manage a deer herd with acorns." -Dr. Craig Harper

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546880 08/08/18 06:13 AM 08/08/18 06:13 AM
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donia 10 point D Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,494 miss'ippi state	gimme a diablo sammich and a docta peppa, and make it snappy i’m in a ** hurry! bankwobbry!!?? bankwobbry!!?? bankwobbry is baby chit upside what dis dude’s done! OOFFF!! you sounded....taller...over the radio Last edited by donia; 08/08/18 06:14 AM. experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546881 08/08/18 06:15 AM 08/08/18 06:15 AM
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TurkeyJoe 10 point Joined: Mar 2016 Posts: 3,844 Spanish Fort	Dad gum germans ain't got nothing to do with it. Micah 6:8

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546908 08/08/18 07:06 AM 08/08/18 07:06 AM
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bobwallace 10 point Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,464 Madison County	"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags". Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

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257wbymag Boo Boo Head Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama	Sheriff Branford. Why you sounded "taller" on the radio. What the hells this world coming to? Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias

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GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 21,060 Northport, AL	"Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth" There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2546915 08/08/18 07:12 AM 08/08/18 07:12 AM
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bobwallace 10 point Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,464 Madison County	I always cracked up at the nicknames that Buford call Junior. Cricket crotch Barrel of monkey nuts And my favorite.....tick-turd. Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2547325 08/08/18 05:00 PM 08/08/18 05:00 PM
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AC870 Old Mossy Horns Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 16,586 Guntersville	“Junior, I said put da evidence in da car.” “Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.” On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2547456 08/08/18 07:41 PM 08/08/18 07:41 PM
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AU338MAG Old Mossy Horns Joined: Sep 2012 Posts: 19,733 North AL	I'm gonna barbeque your ass in molasses. Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales Molon Labe

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2547469 08/08/18 07:50 PM 08/08/18 07:50 PM
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Claims Rep. Old Mossy Horns Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 17,366 Huntsville, AL	These ain’t exactly direct quotes from the man, but they’re close enough! Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do. Si vis pacem, para bellum. Proud crossbow hunter!

Re: Buford T Justice Quotes [Re: 5Pages] #2547507 08/08/18 08:14 PM 08/08/18 08:14 PM
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300gr 8 point Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,105 The Boonies a.k.a. Pickens cou...	Get off of there you moose twit. And don't go home, and don't go to eat,and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Oh you can think about it but don't do it Last edited by 300gr; 08/08/18 08:18 PM. Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!

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