I was crawling at the edge of a jungle in South America to get into position to mark my target when a troop of monkeys were heading my way, I stayed still and hoped they weren’t gonna bother me when one monkey started down a tree in front of me jabbering like a mad man. I stayed still, he came closer and closer until right at 3 feet off the ground, wham! He was hit by a bushmaster, the troop of monkeys came down and tore that snake to hell and back then took off. The monkey that saved me made it half way up the tree before he fell down to the ground beside me and I looked in his eyes as he died, he jabbered as long as he could. I can only assume his last words were something like “You dumb MOTHA, if you woulda just listened the first time”. I don’t know?

I feel the same about monkey’s as I do cops, there is a good one now and again.

LMAO

I was fishing in a swamp flipping a white shad, a great blue heron came down and I had a blue heron on my line suddenly flying up towards the canopy. He came crashing down as the line got tight. Took me 30min to get the hook out of him

I was mowing hay with a hay conditioner one year and a rabbit appeared to commit suicide by running towards the cutter bar and jumped it little did he know that's there's only one way out of a a hay conditioner and its between two big rollers. I've hit two alligator snapping turtles bush hogging some ground that's normally swampy but dried up once a year enough to get a tractor in it to bush hog. One turtle made a hell of a racket I thought I got on a rock since I didn't see the turtle till I picked the bush hog up and pulled forward. The second turtle was in the same place different year I must have hit towards the discharge because he came out of there like a rocket and flew up in the woods I went to look and see what it was and it was a turtle with 2 legs and no head I guess the blade whooped then off for him

Have had hawks and a bald eagle buzzing a field of cotton stalks i was cutting. Had 2 rabbits that kept working to the center and bailed when it got skinny. Hawk connected...eagle didnt.

Outback stone cold sober, Shaw standing on something to look taller, Gotcha1 give azzbackwards directions.

Saw a Bald Eagle catch a crappie about 3 Springs ago while crappie fishing up at LGSP. I believe that has to be a rare sight in these parts. I see the birds a lot but never seen another get it's meal.

Made the mistake of being “gifted” a 50lb behemoth of a turkey to “harvest” from Bradley aka Turkeyneck. Long story short, that was one bad mutha. Had to jump on its back riding it whilst beating it in the head with a 1/2” drive ratchet to dispatch it. Neighbors watched the whole thing in absolute horror and disbelief ( they are weird peta phuckers).

Needless to say, I ain’t ever gotten another bird from his ass again

Stumbled upon an ant mound 5 foot tall with bones laying every where around it.

Better hope his children dont read this.

No shame in my game, that joker was BAD. Sad part was he was sick.... hate to know what that bastard woulda done to me healthy

Worst part of it was he was so lethargic and calm until I jumped on his back, then all hell broke loose

Watched a hawk swoop down and grab a rabbit one evening. All hell broke loose. I didn't think a rabbit could make that much noise, but they do.

An owl grabbed my cuz orange hat once he dropped his rifle from stand during the ordeal and broke the stock

Ever want to drive a dog insane, grab a wounded grab rabbit call and start calling. Morgans dog goes nuts.

I was bush hogging a road that runs parallel with the big creek two years ago. On the North East end the road comes into a power line. The elevation raises a good bit here right before you come out of the swampy area . It’s my favorite place to set up before daylight and catch a big gobbler coming into the power line field. Killed a many of gooduns at this spot. There’s a few shallow ditches that drain into the creek and usually have some water in them even during the dry time like now. So as I was about to cross the last ditch before entering the power line the biggest water moccasin I’ve ever seen was making its way to the creek. I tried to speed up best I could without losing control of the tractor to run over it and chop it up in little pieces. It gave me the ibby gibby’s So much that I’ve yet to go back to that spot to Turkey hunt thinking that bastage is there waiting for me.

I also have watched coyotes dig into a round bale of hay and pull out dead snakes that were in the wrong place during hay cutting time.

Damn herds of deer,including some stud bucks,standing out in the open the day after season goes out.Sure get you to thinking...
And put some of those neoprene dog boots on your Lab for the first time

Not crazy but a couple of really cool sights. Up in ONEONTA, I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a snake. I saw a bald eagle catch a fish on Lake Purdy. The best was watching 5 bald eagles catch fish on Lake Martin for about an hour one evening right before dark.

I was hunting one afternoon in Meriwether county,after dark when I stopped by the board to pull my pin out I looked down through the woods which were thinned planted pines and seen two green lights about 75 yards away that looked like the led cap lights that are sold today.Only thing about this is they hadn't come out with them yet. I had left my flash light in the truck and I always like walking in the dark in the woods so I decided to get closer and see if I could figure out what it was. As I walked the lights always stayed about the same distance from me at the same height and they never turned or disappeared behind a tree. After going a couple hundred yards in the woods i got a uneasy feeling and decided that I really didn't want to know what it was ,so i turned around and headed back to the truck and they followed me the same way,always about 75 yards away,always at the same height and never turning or going behind a tree.
I hunted this property for many years before I'm still clueless as to what it was.

Sounds like an awesome memory. Some of my favorite hunting memories are of times I managed to drag by butt into a stand an hour or so before shooting light.