I was crawling at the edge of a jungle in South America to get into position to mark my target when a troop of monkeys were heading my way, I stayed still and hoped they weren’t gonna bother me when one monkey started down a tree in front of me jabbering like a mad man. I stayed still, he came closer and closer until right at 3 feet off the ground, wham! He was hit by a bushmaster, the troop of monkeys came down and tore that snake to hell and back then took off. The monkey that saved me made it half way up the tree before he fell down to the ground beside me and I looked in his eyes as he died, he jabbered as long as he could. I can only assume his last words were something like “You dumb MOTHA, if you woulda just listened the first time”. I don’t know?

I feel the same about monkey’s as I do cops, there is a good one now and again.