Made the mistake of being “gifted” a 50lb behemoth of a turkey to “harvest” from Bradley aka Turkeyneck. Long story short, that was one bad mutha. Had to jump on its back riding it whilst beating it in the head with a 1/2” drive ratchet to dispatch it. Neighbors watched the whole thing in absolute horror and disbelief ( they are weird peta phuckers).
Needless to say, I ain’t ever gotten another bird from his ass again
Better hope his children dont read this.
