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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: eclipse829]
#2611512
10/18/18 05:58 AM
10/18/18 05:58 AM
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Posts: 8,584
Grays Creek, NC
bigcountry692001
14 point
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14 point
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Posts: 8,584
Grays Creek, NC
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It's crazy how often they Double book the same room. I spent 15+ yrs traveling for business and stayed in hotels 150-200 nights a year.
I've walked in and heard folks in the shower, walked in on folks working at the desk, folks doing drugs, and the craziest was, I opened the door to a room and there was an old boy and gal on the bed. I'm not sure what game they were playing but, he was winning and she was cheering him on. They had their feet toward the headboard and her head was hanging off the foot of the bed. When I walked in, she turned and looked at me and never stopped shouting encouragement to him. It was awkward when we locked eyes. I slowly backed out if the room. I don't think he ever knew I was there.
Got a free night out if that one. They may have needed a third player 
"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."
-Dr. Craig Harper
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
#2611528
10/18/18 06:18 AM
10/18/18 06:18 AM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
perchjerker
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Slidell, La
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Originally Posted by Out back I was almost asleep one night when I heard my hotel room door open. A girl walks in, never turned on a light. She just took off her clothes and climbed in bed. Three hours later, I finally told her she had the wrong room. smile Next night, she did the same thing. I thought you had stopped using drugs! No wonder they cut you off meds at the VA!  
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
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10/18/18 06:52 AM
10/18/18 06:52 AM
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Posts: 14,286
Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
Booner
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Booner
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Posts: 14,286
Chilton County
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No crazy stories like some of these, but I did book into a hotel in Danville, Kentucky a couple of years ago and the previous folks had left the mini fridge with 4 beers in it.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
#2611575
10/18/18 07:13 AM
10/18/18 07:13 AM
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Posts: 6,139
alex city
oakachoy
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12 point
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alex city
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Hotel issues, I've had em.
Working a shutdown 30 years ago in Palatka Fla. A hadji hotel and my partner and I were sharing a double room that had adjoining rooms to another. Came in early one morning and opened the door to find the adjoining room door open and Hadji was in my partner's bed asleep.
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country.
He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Out back]
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10/18/18 07:30 AM
10/18/18 07:30 AM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 10,916
Central, Al
Bustinbeards
Booner
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Booner
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Central, Al
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I was almost asleep one night when I heard my hotel room door open. A girl walks in, never turned on a light. She just took off her clothes and climbed in bed. Three hours later, I finally told her she had the wrong room.  Next night, she did the same thing. Where were you and perch staying?
Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes
On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here. On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Runningdeer]
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10/18/18 07:47 AM
10/18/18 07:47 AM
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Joined: Jun 2013
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Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
Freak of Nature
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I checked in a hotel once. Sat down at the little desk area to chill before I had to hop right back up to attend a meeting. I heard the door rattle, and then backs in one of my coworkers pulling her luggage in the room. When she saw me, she was so embarrassed, and exited the room much faster than she entered. We still joke about that to this day. I now use the hotel door latch as well as much stranger things could happen. Why was she embarrassed? Were ya nekkid or something
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: 3toe]
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10/18/18 07:57 AM
10/18/18 07:57 AM
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Boxes Cove
2Dogs
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Boxes Cove
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I was almost asleep one night when I heard my hotel room door open. A girl walks in, never turned on a light. She just took off her clothes and climbed in bed. Three hours later, I finally told her she had the wrong room. Next night, she did the same thing. You need to quit reading those old editions of Penthouse letters. My thoughts as well.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
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10/18/18 09:42 AM
10/18/18 09:42 AM
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ford150man
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I’ve opened doors to find them chained before. Ever since then, the first thing I do too is flip the safety latch when I walk in.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: James]
#2611740
10/18/18 10:01 AM
10/18/18 10:01 AM
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Posts: 2,473
All Over The Place
Runningdeer
10 point
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All Over The Place
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I checked in a hotel once. Sat down at the little desk area to chill before I had to hop right back up to attend a meeting. I heard the door rattle, and then backs in one of my coworkers pulling her luggage in the room. When she saw me, she was so embarrassed, and exited the room much faster than she entered. We still joke about that to this day. I now use the hotel door latch as well as much stranger things could happen. Why was she embarrassed? Were ya nekkid or something ^^^LOL. No. It was the mere thought that she had entered someone else's room. I had literally just checked in, put my things down, and sat down before having to head out to a meeting. It could have been much more awkward had I been nekkid. LOL
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
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10/18/18 10:44 AM
10/18/18 10:44 AM
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Marshall County
FurFlyin
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Freak of Nature
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Marshall County
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Was the last name of the hotel owner Patel?
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Runningdeer]
#2611786
10/18/18 11:03 AM
10/18/18 11:03 AM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 54,091
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I checked in a hotel once. Sat down at the little desk area to chill before I had to hop right back up to attend a meeting. I heard the door rattle, and then backs in one of my coworkers pulling her luggage in the room. When she saw me, she was so embarrassed, and exited the room much faster than she entered. We still joke about that to this day. I now use the hotel door latch as well as much stranger things could happen. Why was she embarrassed? Were ya nekkid or something ^^^LOL. No. It was the mere thought that she had entered someone else's room. I had literally just checked in, put my things down, and sat down before having to head out to a meeting. It could have been much more awkward had I been nekkid. LOL Yeah it might've made a good penthouse story for Out Back to read
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
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10/18/18 12:50 PM
10/18/18 12:50 PM
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Posts: 28
Baldwin/Butler
Edgy
spike
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I had a hotel reservation and checked in at about midnight. When I opened the door to "my" room there was a young woman in the bed asleep! I don't think she even woke up. I just backed out of there as fast as I could. Definitely freaked me out.
You don't KNOW unless you GO!
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Phil_Army]
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10/18/18 02:07 PM
10/18/18 02:07 PM
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Posts: 6,363
On the X
TickaTicka
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On the X
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This has happened to me many times on both ends. Once it lead to cocktails and some guys wife (or girlfriend?) hitting on me in front of him. I had to escape.
Public Land Owner
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: FurFlyin]
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10/18/18 06:42 PM
10/18/18 06:42 PM
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North Alabama
Wiley Coyote
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Was the last name of the hotel owner Patel? Did you know that the name Patel translates from WAY back as 'Inn Keeper' ..... ?
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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10/18/18 07:47 PM
10/18/18 07:47 PM
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
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Was the last name of the hotel owner Patel? Did you know that the name Patel translates from WAY back as 'Inn Keeper' ..... ? Sure does. I love to mess with them when I check out. I’ll ask if he could call his cousin in suchnsuch and work me out a deal. I not know him they’ll say. I asked one Mr Patel was there a bunch of John Smiths in India that owns all the motels. They won’t ever answer that.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Re: Hotel Intruder (True Story)
[Re: Runningdeer]
#2612222
10/18/18 07:54 PM
10/18/18 07:54 PM
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Posts: 8,340
Moundville, Al
SuperSpike
The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
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The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
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Moundville, Al
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I checked in a hotel once. Sat down at the little desk area to chill before I had to hop right back up to attend a meeting. I heard the door rattle, and then backs in one of my coworkers pulling her luggage in the room. When she saw me, she was so embarrassed, and exited the room much faster than she entered. We still joke about that to this day. I now use the hotel door latch as well as much stranger things could happen. Was your girl Shaqueesha in there? I bet she got mad when she seen you trying to sneak another woman in there.
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