One night we were visiting with some friends. The friends had a son attending the University of Alabama. Our conversation turned toward a discussion of his on campus activiities. Our friend may a remark about fraternities. As the discussion went on, someone made the remark, "that if you aren't Greek at Alabama, then you're a nobody." After a few more remarks had been made, my wife, just as serious as she could be, said, "where did all the Greeks (at Alabama) come from?" At her expense, we all had a pretty good laugh. She turned a beautiful shade of red for a few minutes, but she's a good sport and laughed it off herself.


"Said I never had much use for one; never said I didn't know how to use it".
-Matthew Quigley in "Quigley Down Under"