I have been getting playboy magazine for about 3 years now and have no idea why. I have never paid a dime for any of it.

Earlier this week the playboy comes in and the cover is Lindsay Lohan. They did a shoot on her titled "Lindsay Reborn". I looked at it and gave it to my wife and said "hey have you seen this with Lindsay Lohan"?

She then looks at me as serious as can be and says "That is not Lindsay Lohan, that is Lindsay Reborn you idiot"!