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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692471
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Hey little thing let me light your fire
Cause momma I’m sure the hanna now gets around

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Clem] #2692485
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Originally Posted by Clem
Originally Posted by MC21
I used to think Garth Brooks wrote a song about “shaving” but it’s actually “Shameless”


Sounds EXACTLY like shaving.


Yep. And Vince Gills love start slippin away, always sounded like limpin (That's the way i sing it 😀)


Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692498
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my sister (from San Fran) was riding in my truck one holiday and phish’s “Reba” happened to be playing. instead of “bag it, tag it, sell it to the butcher in the store”, she heard “faggot, tag it” and went all hyper-swj on me until I played it back a few times and she finally heard it correctly and said “well, that makes more sense.”

a favorite to listen for is Fleetwood Mac’s “rhiannon” that gets sung “brianna” and then the argument ensues.


experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692589
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Originally Posted by Beer Belly

Kids today can just look the lyrics up if they don't know them. We just sang what ever seemed to fit.

What I always sang:
blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
you know the runner in the night

Correct Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

Didn't understand the lyrics that I sand, and I still don't understand it: I assume it meant Ford Deuce Coup.



What about the, made my anus curly whirly part lol I still don't know what the correct lyric is

Last edited by MattIce; 01/02/19 10:34 PM.

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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: WDE] #2692613
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Originally Posted by WDE
My cousin always thought that "Beast of Burden" was Pizza Burning. She said she was in her late teens and singing it when a friend of hers made fun of her. I can't hear the song now without singing pizza burning.

I think I married your cousin...

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692620
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Every since I’ve heard the misheard lyrics of “yellow Ledbetter” I sing those.

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692626
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There was a song in the late seventies called Magic.

It went
oh oh oh it’s magic you know
never believe it’s not so


My buddy would sing
oh oh oh it’s my dick you know
never believe it’s not so


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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692674
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Some good ones I’ve heard people say

“I’ll fire up” instead of “Elvira”
“Eggs delight” instead of “Exit light” from that Metallica song
“Here we are now, in containers” instead of “here we are now, entertain us” from smells like teen spirit
“Where the grass is green and the girls have titties” instead of “girls are pretty”
“Hold me closer Tony Danes”

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692740
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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692750
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The Avett Brothers have a song called, "Murder in the City".

What they sing... "If I get murdered in the city"
What I hear/sing... "Faggot murdered in the city"

Try singing, "If I get murdered in the city," fast and youll see what I mean

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692814
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My wife has a cousin who they all make fun of her because for years on Aerosmiths' "Dude Looks Like a Lady", she sang "Do the funky lady".

My own is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light". I still don't know the lyrics but sing it as "Rolling like a douche in the middle of the night". Like I said, I don't know the correct lyrics, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't sing about feminine hygiene products.


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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: swamp_fever2002] #2692816
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Originally Posted by swamp_fever2002
Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay
Shittin' in the mornin' sun,
I'll be shittin' when the evenin' comes.
Watching the shits roll in,
then I watch 'em float away again, yeah.

I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away.
Oo, I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.



rofl


But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: jrs89] #2692822
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Originally Posted by jrs89
Every since I’ve heard the misheard lyrics of “yellow Ledbetter” I sing those.

I still dont have a clue what the lyrics are in that song. something about fridolays? idk

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692826
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Dixieland Delight.... I keep saying Frak Auburn between every verse.


Just kidding


I do mess it up on occasion by saying "Broken Bullfrog" when it's actually "Croakin' Bullfrog".


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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692916
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Elton john...bennie and the jets...

She's got electric boots a mohair suit...

My interpretation

She has electric boobs, my ma has too...

Makes no sense....

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692934
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Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2692988
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Dream Weaver by Gary Wright. Used to think it was Jane Weaver when I was young.

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: MC21] #2693104
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Originally Posted by MC21
I used to think Garth Brooks wrote a song about “shaving” but it’s actually “Shameless”

my wife sang "Shaving" in the car once...I cried laughing, she always thought that's what he was saying.

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2693126
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Originally Posted by Beer Belly

Kids today can just look the lyrics up if they don't know them. We just sang what ever seemed to fit.

What I always sang:
blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
you know the runner in the night

Correct Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

Didn't understand the lyrics that I sand, and I still don't understand it: I assume it meant Ford Deuce Coup.




Somehow,I'm not surprised.

Re: What lyrics did you never sing correctly? [Re: Beer Belly] #2693447
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I still give myself hell for thinking Van Halen’s “Panama” was “had enough “

I literally thought that till I bought their greatest hits and saw the title on the back.


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