For all you young men that are newlyweds or about to be, here is some advice. There will come a time when your wife will cook something that just flat out doesn’t taste good. IF by some chance, she even admits that it doesn’t taste good, DO NOT make the comment that you wish the dog/cat would come into the room so you can lick it’s butt to get the bad taste out of your mouth. She will not think its as funny as you do. Trust me on this.


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