Originally Posted by Out back
I firmly believe that a man can live long enough, never shoving a garden hose up his ass.
My doctor said we need to schedule a colonoscopy and I said don't bother. I don't need that.


There are times that I'm truly amazed at what comes out of your mouth, but this is America and your are free to voice your opinion, good luck in the rest of your life and hope your family is spared the same grief that Uncle huck's family endured, from you being a tough SOB.