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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
#2910512
09/22/19 06:41 PM
09/22/19 06:41 PM
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 7,018
Tuscaloosa
Booger
Picker
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Picker
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 7,018
Tuscaloosa
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Ripping the side off a nail down into the quick. For some reason the sting lasts for days and it makes me madder than a beekeeper with a sore taint.
GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
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09/22/19 06:42 PM
09/22/19 06:42 PM
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
Wiley Coyote
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
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The old saying "sticks out like a sore thumb" really rings true for DAYS/WEEKS when you miss the intended nail with a hammer.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
NRA Life Member
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
#2910545
09/22/19 07:04 PM
09/22/19 07:04 PM
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,315
Chattanooga, Tennessee
lckrn
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,315
Chattanooga, Tennessee
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Paper cut when you work in healthcare and use hand sanitizer before and after each patient. I had one last week that was burning me up, finally got some dermabond and and glued over it lol.
Finally deported myself from the peoples republik of Kaliforkistan.
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
#2910548
09/22/19 07:10 PM
09/22/19 07:10 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 38,489
N. Bama
257wbymag
Boo Boo Head
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Boo Boo Head
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 38,489
N. Bama
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I know a guy who got his arm ripped off by a combine corn header last week.
Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: FurFlyin]
#2910561
09/22/19 07:23 PM
09/22/19 07:23 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 1,888
Lauderdale County
Cousneddy
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 1,888
Lauderdale County
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When I was beekeeping I ripped the seat of my pants and got 8 stings on the taint.
Y’all come back when you got something Nope, winner right here!
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: 257wbymag]
#2910566
09/22/19 07:27 PM
09/22/19 07:27 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 68,762
Luverne, AL
Skinny
OP
GUVNER
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OP
GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 68,762
Luverne, AL
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I know a guy who got his arm ripped off by a combine corn header last week. That is not a minor injury, that is terrible.
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"You must have free speech in order to have democracy. That's why it is the First Amendment.
And the Second Amendment is there to ensure that we have the First Amendment." -- Elon Musk 10-6-2024
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
#2910570
09/22/19 07:27 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 13,430
In a Van, down by the River
quailman
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 13,430
In a Van, down by the River
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Dominican Hooker with braces..
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: metalmuncher]
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09/22/19 07:42 PM
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Posts: 8,042
Huntsville
jono23
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 8,042
Huntsville
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You're probably too young to remember Jacks. Ha, I have experienced that as well, but figured I'd throw out the classic internet answer.
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: jono23]
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09/22/19 07:47 PM
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 8,337
Moundville, Al
SuperSpike
The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
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The 46 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 8,337
Moundville, Al
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You beat me to it my 14 min. Lol. Stepping on a LEGO and the trailer hitch are my go insane moments.
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
#2910599
09/22/19 07:48 PM
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Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 23,927
blount county alabama
jwalker77
Pumpkin - The Thermal Expert
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Pumpkin - The Thermal Expert
Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 23,927
blount county alabama
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I know a guy who got his arm ripped off by a combine corn header last week. That is not a minor injury, that is terrible. Ill be praying for that gentleman, thats a life changer for sure.
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: BCLC]
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09/22/19 07:53 PM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 13,115
Montgomery / Luverne
crenshawco
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 13,115
Montgomery / Luverne
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Cat took a swipe at my Johnson while I was drying off after a shower Caught me on the underside right where business end connects to the drive shaft. Cut was only 1/4in long but I bled like a stuck pig and am physically scarred for life. Did you kill the cat?
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: BCLC]
#2910610
09/22/19 07:56 PM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 15,281
Chilton County
Morris
Poppa Jon
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Poppa Jon
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 15,281
Chilton County
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Cat took a swipe at my Johnson while I was drying off after a shower Caught me on the underside right where business end connects to the drive shaft. Cut was only 1/4in long but I bled like a stuck pig and am physically scarred for life. Taking a shower with ur cat raises a bunch of questions
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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(!
[Re: Skinny]
#2910615
09/22/19 08:02 PM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,245
Chelsea, AL
straycat
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,245
Chelsea, AL
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Bee stings to the taint....winner.
But last week I was taking a pan out of the oven. Had oven mit on right hand but like an IDOT I reached in and grabbed the pan with my left hand. Burned all 5 fingers. Hurt for a long while.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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