Live by the cat, die by the cat.

She needs to trim her finger nails

I was trying to film myself shooting for the North American Whitetail competition and every time I turned the camera on I couldn't seem to hit the target. I let my temper get the best of me and I kicked a camera on a tripod. Turns out, that's a bad idea.

Should be an aldeer rule. NO dude feet pics! NEVER

Havent had a minor injury in a while but the last one I remember was BOFF hitting me in the shin with the hog trap gate...made me do the dance and no I didn't say any bad words

Stubbed toe, splinter under the fingernail, paper cut, kidney stones, all bad. One of the worst was..... I was drilling a phillips head screw into a 4x4.... me being stubborn, I didn't have a pilot hole so I was pressing down pretty hard on the drill and screw. My thumb was right beside the screw to help guide it. My cordless drill was dead so I was using my plug in. Well I pressed so hard that the drill slipped and the phillips bit landed right at that white spot on my thumbnail (the nail bed). When it landed my hand hit the trigger on the drill and drilled it into my nail bed. It wouldn't just pull out because it had twisted and mangled everything up, I had to reverse the drill to get it out. It didn't hit me how bad it was till I started running water on it and I about passed out.

sex on the beach.........sand sucks

So does having an inside cat.

One time, this dude on aldeer posted a pic of his funk-toe. My eyes burned for a while.

years ago, my daughter adopted a cat from one of these pet stores ... it's name was "Tiger Lily" ... we get that mfr home, and it turns into pure Tiger -- went to shove it back in the carrier to take it back to the place, and the mfr turned on me & bit all the way thru my middle finger ... little did i realize, i'm allergic to cat saliva -- by the next morning, that middle finger looked like a Conecuh sausage!!! had to pound the pills to get rid of it ... should've shot the damn thing, but we spent money on it & i wanted a refund!! should've sued the place -- the damn cat was feral as hell

Loading a 30 wide rod and reel onto the boat before daylight one morning and it slipped and dropped from over my head straight down onto the center of the nail on my big toe. Was wearing flip flops and one point of the gimbal smashed my toe to smithereens. That was almost 10 years ago and I still have issues with that toe.

Ever had a paper cut from a 500# sheet of fluff pulp? Aint no regular paper cut.

My wife had cooked something on our old stove which had one of those glass (electric) cooktops. I did not know it and went in there to get something out of the cabinet above it, for some reason I put my hand down on the eye that she had turned off less than 30 seconds before (it was no longer red but still very hot), when I snatched my stuck hand from the glass there was a several layers of skin still on the glass, in the shape of my hand. All 4 fingers, thumb and palm. And it smelled horrible.

I have a friend who was grilling outside one night, while wearing shorts and one of those big red wasps flew up his shorts and stung his sack. That is a runner up for the bee stings.

wrong thread for this post -- see "Swollen Nuts" ...

Once swallowed a yellow jacket outta a 6.5 oz Coke bottle. Shot of Benadryl and half a soma and I was ok. Dunno if this is minor but my pulmonary embolisms don't bother me at all...till I have to move or do anything.

I was using dad's 3000 Ford gas burner to move some dirt around in my new house. Had to cover up a french drain we had just laid and a rock popped up and hit something on the engine and made a hell of a noise. I shut it off an bent down to start looking around and lost my balance and grabbed the muffler pipe with my left hand and removed it in Mach V time frame. It burnt the chit out of my hand. Cumurandine and a latex glove for several weeks.

That Weller jumped me from behind.

Here's one, not really an injury but a minor deal that hurts wildly: that little inside-the-nostril pimple you don't know is there until you ram your booger hook in there and scrape it with your fingernail.

Tears and curse words.

I sat on a log one time to take a crap and my nads hit a bear trap, that hurt like hell, but not near as much as when I hit the end of the chain....................