That is so cool!
I asked my wife to dump my ashes in Pea River in central Coffee County somewhere but she refuses. Guess I’ll just have to outlive the selfish heifer.

Well technically it’s called littering, but to each his own.

I guess when they put your ass in the ground and put a big rock at your head ,and put flowers on your grave its not the same thing.

Not the same at all. Folks are buried in cemeteries that are designed for headstones and flower decorations. What you found was floating debris which was tossed into a navigable stream, by you, since you took possession then placed it in the middle of the river. Who knows, maybe the next person that does this will just place grandpas body in his favorite bass boat and cut him loose to “drift to the Gulf”. What is the size limit on the floating memorial/urn that one is allowed to “release” into a stream?

It sure would piss me off to hit ole Billy Bob’s urn with my prop or my sidescan transducer.

Wish you had found the tube with pelosi in it

I know some people don't believe in cremation. But I'm pretty sure somewhere it's written that our physical body is just a vehicle by which we transit the mortal existence.
Plain fact is, when someone is buried we mourn and pray over them. Not long after that we just forget about the grave. So I'm inclined to think a gravestone is just another piece of rock.

You could cut it open , pour him in the river , place the empty tube in the trash. He makes it to the gulf, PVC trash out of the river, everybody is happy.

When they put Lonestar in the ground it will be considered "fertilizer" like chicken shit

I hate to burst any bubbles BUT he ain’t going to the Gulf. He’s headed to one of two destinations, one of those IS a gulf of fire and hopefully he’s not headed there.
Now, as far as the remains of his mortal body, they have presumably been placed inside of a piece of PVC and tossed into a waterway, no different than tossing a beer bottle into the river.

That is the problem with the democrats , they want everybody happy, Just cannot happen as much as I would like to see it happen so I suggest to all that are not happy or have other Ideas go find him and go your route in doing whatever you want to make you happy. But remember I found him the way his family wanted and that is the way I left the situation .