Try the "nakedman". Forget the lines.

AC, i can guarantee you if your wife hears you saying that to the plump gal at the chick fil let, you will get slapped and you wont be getting any for a while.

Whatever she says, she’ll end it with “my pleasure”.

I always go.. Hey, wanna go get some pizza and scew..?? Can't figure out why so may women don't like pizza

😂

After dinner we'll go on a nice long walk on the beach, and I'll whoop anybody that tries to push you back into the water.

My best one was "man all these guys in here are giving me the stinkeye". She says why? Cause they see that the hottest babe in here is with me! Works every time about 50% of the time.

Try this one: “For a fat girl you don’t sweat much!”

"Dang girl are you some leftover pizza in the fridge? Because at fist I thought you were gross but now that I'm kinda drunk I really want you"

Works best right at last call btw

Tell her that you like her hair......Hair is a big deal to wimmens.

My old college roommate had some great ones, though the most memorable were the ones that didn't work.

We were at a dance club and he went up to a girl and asked if she wanted to dance. She said no. He then yelled, I don't think you heard me! I said, You look fat in those pants!" Everybody died laughing.

Another night after a girl gave him the cold shoulder I heard him tell her, " I don't understand why with such beautiful blonde hair that you dye your roots so dark." Needless to say that didn't go over well. But, there is a lot you can say at 6'3" and 270 lbs when your in good shape.

Old boy from New Mexice said " If you want to get laid, go ugly early.

Ask her how does she fit in those jeans. And ask her so how do I?

Back when I was in college my go to was "Hey nice shoes, wanna f***". The answer is yes or no so its a 50/50 chance lol. Worked more than you'd expect.

You know, most situations here suggest the the term "pickup" ought be limited to what's parked outside.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
because I can see myself in your pants.

Me: My watch is psychic and it says you are not wearing any panties.
Her Well, your watch is incorrect.
Me Oh, forgot to tell you, the watch is 1 hour fast.

"Hey Girl Wanna see a pic of a whales dick"......... I have proof that that gets them excited.....

What do you say if she says the watch is right?