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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: RCHRR]
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10/20/21 03:19 AM
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marshmud991
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[quote=Fuzzy_Bunny]I think i read that the best way to get raisins out of a cat’s stomach is to blow real hard into its butt hole. I don’t know about that but I was at a bike rally last weekend and they were playing “Chicken Chit Bingo” and they waited like. 20 min for this chicken to 💩 on a square of this large bingo card when this Cajun yells out if you’ll blow in that chickens butt hole it will 💩 just as soon as you throw it on the card. The guy running the game said “And just how many chicken azzes have you blown in”? Must be a damn Cajun. The crowd went wild. Musta been from the east side the Mississippi River.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: odocoileus]
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10/20/21 03:21 AM
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marshmud991
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Believe it's a federal crime now to willingly harm any domesticated animal. I hope they ain’t watching when I train a dog. I’d be in deep chit.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: KHOOKS]
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10/20/21 06:29 AM
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hallb
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So he shouldn’t comment back…as a grown man?
Add another Nancy to the list. Oh no not added to another aldeer grown men made list! How will I continue on. And Ben - you too taking shots at me. Little surprised. Always a lot of big talk by big men on here about not acting like children and then they act like children. I don’t give a rip about cats don’t own any but there are obviously plenty that do including the op. And your a damn fool in this day and age to talk publicly about abusing an animal or your sick desire to want to.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: KHOOKS]
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10/20/21 06:37 AM
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globe
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I had a dog get into some rat poison one time. I called an old country vet I knew, he said give the dog peroxide. So I poured a bathroom cup of peroxide down his throat, and he vomited all the rat poison up.
Everything woke turns to shucks
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: globe]
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10/20/21 06:53 AM
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I had a dog get into some rat poison one time. I called an old country vet I knew, he said give the dog peroxide. So I poured a bathroom cup of peroxide down his throat, and he vomited all the rat poison up. Ive had to do this twice to dogs, once for rat poison and another time my daughter said the dog ate her sock...  I said are you sure and she said she was positive...so I poured the peroxide down its throat and danged if the dog didnt puke up 2 socks.... 
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: CAL]
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10/20/21 07:00 AM
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We currently only have one cat. If my wife and daughter didn’t like it she would be buzzard food. That SOB farts all the time. It doesn’t stay inside all the time but comes in at night. I’ve caught it on the kitchen table a few times. When I can get to it I’m sure it has a concussion. Nasty bastage. I swear it tries to piss me off. I must have a litter-mate to yours..I hate it, it will come up to wife & daughter for 'loving' but SOB won't come near me; only time it comes in house is when wife cracks a door on these coool mornings while cooking breakfast ...If I ever catch it on the table - it won't get a 2nd chance...all I've ever done is shoo it out of my boat where it leaves hair on the carpet. cant get the cover tight enough to keep the little biotch out. if it didnt catch a mouse every now and then it would take a one-way ride to Treat Mtn.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: jlbuc10]
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10/20/21 08:22 AM
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I find muscadine seeds in coyote crap all the time.they are canine why don’t grape bother yotes? All three of my dogs have ate the chit out of muscadines this year with no issues
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We dont rent pigs
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: Hevishot13]
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10/20/21 08:24 AM
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I think i read that the best way to get raisins out of a cat’s stomach is to blow real hard into its butt hole. Lmao this made me laugh real hard, Damn just damn. fuzzy for the win!
I Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here. On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: jlbuc10]
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10/20/21 08:42 AM
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I find muscadine seeds in coyote crap all the time.they are canine why don’t grape bother yotes? Researchers don't know the answer to that. They still haven't identified the toxic principle of Vitis species , or why it affects some animals, and others it doesn't.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: Lonster]
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10/20/21 12:49 PM
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Last week I was on a video conference call with 3 Federal Public Defenders who have a client in common with me. They are representing him on “Felon in possession of a firearm” charge in which he is facing a maximum of ten years in prison. They are all pumped up and preparing for trial and we’re discussing trial strategy, they were all giddy as if they had a high profile case. I get these charges dismissed on a regular basis with the State. How do you get them dismissed? I thought it was common practice for the DA to drop them and let the feds pick them up.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: KHOOKS]
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10/20/21 03:42 PM
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Sounds like a waste of good raisins to me
"And the days that I keep my gratitude Higher than my expectations Well, I have really good days" Ray Wylie Hubbard
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: RCHRR]
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10/20/21 07:14 PM
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2Dogs
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[quote=Fuzzy_Bunny]I think i read that the best way to get raisins out of a cat’s stomach is to blow real hard into its butt hole. I don’t know about that but I was at a bike rally last weekend and they were playing “Chicken Chit Bingo” and they waited like. 20 min for this chicken to 💩 on a square of this large bingo card when this Cajun yells out if you’ll blow in that chickens butt hole it will 💩 just as soon as you throw it on the card. The guy running the game said “And just how many chicken azzes have you blown in”? Must be a damn Cajun. The crowd went wild. That's an old cock fighter trick. I've seen it done at cock fights . If they take a gaff to the lungs and start coughing up blood , the handler will suck the blood out through the beak and throw him right back in the pit.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Posioned my catj
[Re: 2Dogs]
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10/20/21 08:08 PM
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FurFlyin
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[quote=Fuzzy_Bunny]I think i read that the best way to get raisins out of a cat’s stomach is to blow real hard into its butt hole. I don’t know about that but I was at a bike rally last weekend and they were playing “Chicken Chit Bingo” and they waited like. 20 min for this chicken to 💩 on a square of this large bingo card when this Cajun yells out if you’ll blow in that chickens butt hole it will 💩 just as soon as you throw it on the card. The guy running the game said “And just how many chicken azzes have you blown in”? Must be a damn Cajun. The crowd went wild. That's an old cock fighter trick. I've seen it done at cock fights . If they take a gaff to the lungs and start coughing up blood , the handler will suck the blood out through the beak and throw him right back in the pit. And that's how Covid started, except it was at a Bat fight.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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