Funny story about that cat. A few years ago during the winter my wife wore some big fuzzy socks to bed. Well early the next morning I half wake up to her playing footsie with me, caressing my feet with those warm soft fuzzy socks. I start thinking I know where this is headed and so I start playing footsie back. Then the cat bites the chit out of my toe and I realize I wasn't even touching my wife. She still laughs about it