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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564484 12/27/21 05:58 PM 12/27/21 05:58 PM
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GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 21,258 Northport, AL	“I looked up and just saw a rack moving through the woods!” (As if it were massive) The rack: There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564486 12/27/21 05:59 PM 12/27/21 05:59 PM
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Okatuppa 10 point Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 4,451 Here	He was turning as I shot I ain't fightin nobody that swings around in trees with a running chainsaw like Tarzan. - FurFlyin Oh I just thought u were a dumba$$ 🤣 my apologies… - jb20

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564487 12/27/21 06:00 PM 12/27/21 06:00 PM
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GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 21,258 Northport, AL	No man’s land! There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: Okatuppa] #3564489 12/27/21 06:01 PM 12/27/21 06:01 PM
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Bronco 74 10 point Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,969 Huntsville, Al	Originally Posted by Okatuppa That buck has to weigh at least 200 pounds! Hunted in a club in Perry co 30 years ago. Guy comes in at dark. Man I have a monster down and I need help. 4 pt and maybe 90 lbs. "We have an opponent in this state that we work every day, 365 days a year, to dominate."

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564490 12/27/21 06:03 PM 12/27/21 06:03 PM
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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564493 12/27/21 06:11 PM 12/27/21 06:11 PM
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coachg34 OP 10 point Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,346 Pisgah,Al,Jackson	Forgot one ; he would have been a good un next year

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564495 12/27/21 06:11 PM 12/27/21 06:11 PM
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JA pic perv J Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,314 central alabama	I was shooting at a monster and this little deer must have been standing right behind it…

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564496 12/27/21 06:12 PM 12/27/21 06:12 PM
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GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 21,258 Northport, AL	Don’t forget about the 110lb 2.5yr old fork horn that is a “cull buck” There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564497 12/27/21 06:13 PM 12/27/21 06:13 PM
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,969 Huntsville, Al Bronco 74 10 point
Bronco 74 10 point Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,969 Huntsville, Al	I saw a good one. He ran off as I woke up. "We have an opponent in this state that we work every day, 365 days a year, to dominate."

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564503 12/27/21 06:27 PM 12/27/21 06:27 PM
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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564505 12/27/21 06:28 PM 12/27/21 06:28 PM
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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564507 12/27/21 06:32 PM 12/27/21 06:32 PM
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Remington270 Freak of Nature R Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 22,079 USA	"I saw a huge one, but you won't believe it.... I shot the wrong one!" That one beats all for me.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564508 12/27/21 06:33 PM 12/27/21 06:33 PM
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Sasquatch Lives 12 point S Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 5,420 Michigan	Things not to say that will give you away as a rookie........................Macdaddy, freaknasty, "at least a 150", "I smoked him". "BBD baby!"

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564514 12/27/21 06:44 PM 12/27/21 06:44 PM
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Jdkprp70 10 point J Joined: Jun 2020 Posts: 3,422 Dekalb	The deer are on their feet in the timber tonight....makes me furious!

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564516 12/27/21 06:46 PM 12/27/21 06:46 PM
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getting old 8 point G Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,261 Alabama	"Wind direction don't make no difference to me."

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564517 12/27/21 06:47 PM 12/27/21 06:47 PM
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Gunner211 4 point Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 616 Alabama	Swamp Donkey- so stupid

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564521 12/27/21 06:56 PM 12/27/21 06:56 PM
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dustymac spike D Joined: Jul 2018 Posts: 89 Central alabama	Tomorrow’s 12/28/21 LFTWs thread is going to be full of toads and swamp donkeys.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564522 12/27/21 06:56 PM 12/27/21 06:56 PM
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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: 3toe] #3564523 12/27/21 06:56 PM 12/27/21 06:56 PM
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DeerNutz0U812_ Old Mossy Horns D Joined: Sep 2012 Posts: 15,750 ArmPit of the south	Originally Posted by 3toe You can thank Waddell for all the stupid deer terms. Joker gets on my nerves....Phfft...bone collector.... we were bone collectors long before he ever thought of it...He's a dirtbag....02 Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3564529 12/27/21 07:01 PM 12/27/21 07:01 PM
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AC870 Old Mossy Horns Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 16,598 Guntersville	“I hit him a tad back” or “a little back.” No one wants to say “I gut shot him.” “Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.” On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”

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