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Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: Remington270] #3566717 12/29/21 08:58 PM 12/29/21 08:58 PM
Joined: Mar 2018 Posts: 16,939 Banana Republic jb20 Old Mossy Horns
jb20 Old Mossy Horns Joined: Mar 2018 Posts: 16,939 Banana Republic	Originally Posted by Remington270 Originally Posted by BradB Well according to the USDA a farm is “ any place that produced and sold -or normally would have produced and sold - at least $1000 of agricultural products during a given year. ”Agricultural products are defined as meaning “ agronomic, horticultural, viticulture, aquaculture,FORESTRY, dairy,……’.And those are direct quotes from the organization in charge of farms and agriculture not me pulling some unsupported bs opinion out my arse. Happy days now I can call my place “the farm’ knowing it meets all the requirements to be called that.It’s always a good day when I can learn something new and help educate the ignorant. Truth bomb, just dropped.... And this comes from the same government demanding tax payments on illegal activities 🤣 They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3566767 12/29/21 09:33 PM 12/29/21 09:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 5,420 Michigan S Sasquatch Lives 12 point
Sasquatch Lives 12 point S Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 5,420 Michigan	How about "I loaded some hot handloads"? Anyone ever load any normal or warm handloads?

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: jb20] #3566788 12/29/21 09:48 PM 12/29/21 09:48 PM
Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,616 Alabama D dirkdaddy 10 point
dirkdaddy 10 point D Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,616 Alabama	Originally Posted by jb20 Originally Posted by Remington270 Originally Posted by BradB Well according to the USDA a farm is “ any place that produced and sold -or normally would have produced and sold - at least $1000 of agricultural products during a given year. ”Agricultural products are defined as meaning “ agronomic, horticultural, viticulture, aquaculture,FORESTRY, dairy,……’.And those are direct quotes from the organization in charge of farms and agriculture not me pulling some unsupported bs opinion out my arse. Happy days now I can call my place “the farm’ knowing it meets all the requirements to be called that.It’s always a good day when I can learn something new and help educate the ignorant. Truth bomb, just dropped.... And this comes from the same government demanding tax payments on illegal activities 🤣 Yep. All of a sudden they're the experts on what's what now. I am not trusting the government to define what is or isn't a farm. Any idiot can get a "farm number" for their couple acre homestead, it's a requirement to receive any kind of government cost share for timber planting or improvements.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3566996 12/30/21 08:08 AM 12/30/21 08:08 AM
Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 11,881 B BPI Booner
BPI Booner B Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 11,881	I guess treefarmers are democrats now. Probably got the shot too !!! LOL In all seriousness, I'm not being serious. I would ask if Cotton Farmer farms on a farm or if it isn't a farm either ? After all, you can't eat cotton. Last edited by BPI; 12/30/21 08:55 AM.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567058 12/30/21 09:24 AM 12/30/21 09:24 AM
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 17,402 Ourtown, AL BCLC Old Mossy Horns
BCLC Old Mossy Horns Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 17,402 Ourtown, AL	Who said anything about pine trees anyway? 🤣 I leave that cheap chit to paper mills and hunting club leases. We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870 Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567062 12/30/21 09:25 AM 12/30/21 09:25 AM
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 17,402 Ourtown, AL BCLC Old Mossy Horns
BCLC Old Mossy Horns Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 17,402 Ourtown, AL	If I wanna call yo momma a farm because she’s growing my wood then that’s my prerogative. 🤷🏾‍♂️ We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870 Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: BCLC] #3567141 12/30/21 10:26 AM 12/30/21 10:26 AM
Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 11,881 B BPI Booner
BPI Booner B Joined: Aug 2013 Posts: 11,881	Originally Posted by BCLC If I wanna call yo momma a farm because she’s growing my wood then that’s my prerogative. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Cue up some vintage Bobby Brown bruh

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567351 12/30/21 02:25 PM 12/30/21 02:25 PM
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro W wk2hnt 4 point
wk2hnt 4 point W Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro	Cull buck= I saw the deer and wanted to shoot something today, in most cases anyway. Family friendly club= I want to pay for 1 membership and bring my kids, wife, in-laws, and my mother’s hairdressers boyfriend so we can shoot the place up. I mostly bow hunt except one opening day of gun season or during the rut or when the weather is bad or when I’m just to damn lazy to do it. I need the meat except I’ve already shot 5 deer with 2 of them being button bucks because I’m too stupid to know what I’m shooting at and when I clean them most of the meat is wasted because I’m to stupid to know how to clean and cut one up properly. Wind direction, hell it don’t matter a deer can come from any direction. I don’t hunt in the mornings because our deer don’t move in the mornings = I’m to lazy to get my ass out of bed. Last but not least will be the old faithful story of we are not seeing any deer we used to kill 20 a year when the state opened up the doe season and the biologists told us too but last year I only saw 3 and my neighbor saw 2 and we killed them.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567432 12/30/21 04:05 PM 12/30/21 04:05 PM
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro W wk2hnt 4 point
wk2hnt 4 point W Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro	I forgot about the rednecks who walk through private woods to access their hunting property because they don’t want to scare the deer bedding in their cutover when they have no tree to climb on the property they have leased. They’ve alway done it that way and my daddy taught me to do it this way.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567486 12/30/21 04:50 PM 12/30/21 04:50 PM
Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 17,402 Ourtown, AL BCLC Old Mossy Horns
BCLC Old Mossy Horns Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 17,402 Ourtown, AL	wk2hnt coming out with guns blazing We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870 Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567496 12/30/21 04:58 PM 12/30/21 04:58 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama 257wbymag Boo Boo Head
257wbymag Boo Boo Head Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama	Dang. I don’t deer hunt much in the mornings. Yes I’m too lazy to go sit and hunt a deer. I prefer afternoons. Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567533 12/30/21 05:22 PM 12/30/21 05:22 PM
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro W wk2hnt 4 point
wk2hnt 4 point W Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro	I will bet my last dollar your there at 330 during turkey season 257.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567536 12/30/21 05:24 PM 12/30/21 05:24 PM
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro W wk2hnt 4 point
wk2hnt 4 point W Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro	I’ve got spare time to waste today and thought I would follow the treads a little and try to move my status up from a lowly 4 point

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: wk2hnt] #3567539 12/30/21 05:27 PM 12/30/21 05:27 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama 257wbymag Boo Boo Head
257wbymag Boo Boo Head Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama	Originally Posted by wk2hnt I will bet my last dollar your there at 330 during turkey season 257. 😆😆😆 Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: wk2hnt] #3567577 12/30/21 05:48 PM 12/30/21 05:48 PM
Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,616 Alabama D dirkdaddy 10 point
dirkdaddy 10 point D Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,616 Alabama	Originally Posted by wk2hnt Cull buck= I saw the deer and wanted to shoot something today, in most cases anyway. Family friendly club= I want to pay for 1 membership and bring my kids, wife, in-laws, and my mother’s hairdressers boyfriend so we can shoot the place up. I mostly bow hunt except one opening day of gun season or during the rut or when the weather is bad or when I’m just to damn lazy to do it. I need the meat except I’ve already shot 5 deer with 2 of them being button bucks because I’m too stupid to know what I’m shooting at and when I clean them most of the meat is wasted because I’m to stupid to know how to clean and cut one up properly. Wind direction, hell it don’t matter a deer can come from any direction. I don’t hunt in the mornings because our deer don’t move in the mornings = I’m to lazy to get my ass out of bed. Last but not least will be the old faithful story of we are not seeing any deer we used to kill 20 a year when the state opened up the doe season and the biologists told us too but last year I only saw 3 and my neighbor saw 2 and we killed them. my man

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3567698 12/30/21 07:16 PM 12/30/21 07:16 PM
Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro W wk2hnt 4 point
wk2hnt 4 point W Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 777 Birmingham/Scottsboro	How about the greedy guy who wants to lease his land but wants his kid or Nefew or son in law to be able to hunt, but they are not really a big hunter and probably won’t even come hunt. You pay then plant and put up the stands and trim everything up nice to make it nice and some asshat you don’t know kills the first thing they see and you have 4 people on camera you don’t know? This does happen but thankfully not to me anymore.

Re: Deer jargon for new hunters [Re: coachg34] #3568359 12/31/21 01:46 PM 12/31/21 01:46 PM
Joined: Oct 2016 Posts: 120 Trussville, AL ZBurr 3 point
ZBurr 3 point Joined: Oct 2016 Posts: 120 Trussville, AL	Harvest = Please don't be offended Mr. Liberal. I took minimal pleasure in ending the life of this animal. I look real fancy in my name-brand camo. I "glassed" this deer for hours to make sure he was on my "hit list".

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