It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣

A 3.5ft piece of cane pole about an inch and a quarter or so in diameter at the base with about a foot or so of the tip filled with molten lead is a bad mofo too.

A 3.5 ft piece of cane pole is a deadly weapon without the lead. Especially when my granny would call me by my middle name and chase me with it. She could swing that thing 40 times in a second. I don’t ever remember not having stripes on my hands arms, legs and neck. Lol

I was in a pretty bad confrontation Sunday and the bat or antenna was not my weapon of choice. The warning shot got the crackhead's attention. Give me lead over either option listed and let me be tried by 12.

Nuff Said.
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We’re having fun here, this isn’t a 6.5 creedmore pistol toting KHASB slinging contest.

I’ll still take a piece of 4/0 wire about 18” long. Best of both worlds. Fast and could break bones.

If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff.

Buncha damn antenna ninji's up in here.

Better get a piece of hot wheel track if you don't know karate

Tried to whip a guys ass with my XM antenna once. Got the $hit kicked out of me!

I'm not swinging for the fences, this aint baseball. It would be a jab to the ribs, or a quick swing at the legs to start. The antenna would probably mess me up good, but that swelling wont set in until tomorrow. Your broken ribs and/or legs will take effect immediately.

I'm the most baddest badass there's ever been. I've seen countless baseball bat vs truck antenna fights, it happened every weekend where I grew up. The guys with antennas always lost.

You must not have grown up in mountain Brook, those fellas that took fencing lessons are hell with an antenna

I didn't, but one night they showed up in my hood. They jumped out with antennas and started prancing around like fags. We picked up our bats and rushed them. They were trained not to go for the face, which was the only advantage they had. One of them even cried for the ref after loosing both knees lol.

We all had a few welts the next day, but nothing serious.

if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna.