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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: goodman_hunter]
#3764909
10/14/22 08:29 AM
10/14/22 08:29 AM
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whack-n-stack
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if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna. Just for old times sake, do you still have that GIF of the boy cocking back a flip flop and smacking that guy?? lol
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: whack-n-stack]
#3764939
10/14/22 09:00 AM
10/14/22 09:00 AM
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coffee county
goodman_hunter
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if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna. Just for old times sake, do you still have that GIF of the boy cocking back a flip flop and smacking that guy?? lol No. But its gonna be like this https://youtu.be/wzqXggZU3eEmixed with this https://www.facebook.com/EIBWT/videos/bitch-slap/453971305269988/with a state issued bob barker shower slide
Last edited by goodman_hunter; 10/14/22 09:02 AM.
"A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers"
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: redgineer]
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10/14/22 11:09 AM
10/14/22 11:09 AM
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Awbarn, AL
CNC
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I didn't, but one night they showed up in my hood. They jumped out with antennas and started prancing around like fags. We picked up our bats and rushed them. They were trained not to go for the face, which was the only advantage they had. One of them even cried for the ref after loosing both knees lol.
We all had a few welts the next day, but nothing serious.
I donāt know it for a fact but I feel pretty confident that if I catch somebody solid across the neck or head with that antenna then its gonna be cutting some lights outā¦..As a matter of fact somebody probably orta film it so it can be watched back in slow mowā¦..Its just gonna look like a blur in real time
Last edited by CNC; 10/14/22 11:10 AM.
F%$@ Chuck......If it's a doe let it go!!
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: BradB]
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10/14/22 12:59 PM
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. It's been 52 years since I was in a fight. I somehow missed out on the entire era of a an antenna being considered a weapon. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I started reading this thread while eating lunch and then kept on til the end. It's definitely got me questioning the quality of my life that I have spent this much time reading such a discussion. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat.
All the labor of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: poorcountrypreacher]
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10/14/22 02:05 PM
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. It's been 52 years since I was in a fight. I somehow missed out on the entire era of a an antenna being considered a weapon. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I started reading this thread while eating lunch and then kept on til the end. It's definitely got me questioning the quality of my life that I have spent this much time reading such a discussion. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat. Boredom has sucked you into this train wreck Mr. Steve š
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: 280Rem.]
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10/14/22 02:08 PM
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Guntersville
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I been on the receiving end of a bat to the face. I'll take the bat. Share with us the circumstances, before & after.
āKilling tomorrowās trophies today.ā
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
āThe first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.ā
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: poorcountrypreacher]
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10/14/22 03:14 PM
10/14/22 03:14 PM
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Awbarn, AL
CNC
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I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. The one on my truck just unscrews......
F%$@ Chuck......If it's a doe let it go!!
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: Hevishot13]
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10/14/22 04:19 PM
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My bolder brother hit me in the back with a bat when I was about 12. I coughed up blood over that deal. My two brothers and I were rough. Kids nowadays wouldnāt have a clue about that kind of stuff.
My little brother threw a bat and hit me in the ribs, and it put me on the ground gasping for air. He also cracked my head open throwing a small rock, I chased him down and whooped him right in front of momma with blood gushing out of my head. I can't imagine what she was thinking is wrong with her boys. I used to whoop his azz, but he got me good a few times throwing things lol. We both make sure to be good loving sons today, our mom deserves it after all the chit we put her through.
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: Goatkiller]
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10/14/22 04:22 PM
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That's a great idea! Aldeer brawl, bring your melee weapon of choice. We'll do it on Feb 11, so nobody gets injured during deer season. That will also give me time to get really strung out on crack.
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: quailman]
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10/14/22 08:15 PM
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AlabamaSwamper
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A 3' piece of sturdy garden hose will do some damage too. This
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: CNC]
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10/14/22 08:20 PM
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whack-n-stack
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I would not be strong enough to break the antenna off the vehicle and they would get me while I was struggling with that. The one on my truck just unscrews...... Yep, let āem feel like they got you pinned against the truck. One hand in the air as a distraction, one behind the back unscrewing the antenna. One āis that the cops?ā to turn em, and come out swattin. Done deal.
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: poorcountrypreacher]
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10/14/22 10:30 PM
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Marion, Fayette, Lamar, piddli...
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat. When I was a little kid, 4 maybe, I went fishing with my dad and uncle one night. I caught an eel and it scared me to death, thought it was a snake! It had swallowed the hook. My dad broke a very small switch, held the eel up by the fishing line and switched it a few times and killed it. Itās also easier to kill a snake with a switch than it is with a large stick. Iāve killed a bunch of them with a switch, even killed a copperhead with a piece of sereca lesepdeza.
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: Lonster]
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10/15/22 02:24 AM
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Fayetteville TN Via Selma
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff. And I want some clarification on the circumstances that had to take place for it to be necessary to kill an eel with a switch? I always just took them off the hook like you would any fish, though pliers make it easier. I'm gonna cut a switch to keep in the boat. When I was a little kid, 4 maybe, I went fishing with my dad and uncle one night. I caught an eel and it scared me to death, thought it was a snake! It had swallowed the hook. My dad broke a very small switch, held the eel up by the fishing line and switched it a few times and killed it. Itās also easier to kill a snake with a switch than it is with a large stick. Iāve killed a bunch of them with a switch, even killed a copperhead with a piece of sereca lesepdeza. I feel honored to be among those in here that can ID Lespedeza and know itās benefits to wildlife. I expect a switch from a mature plant would hurt. Iād hate to have an old granny switch me with it if I was a kid.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Re: If you got in a full blown fight
[Re: whack-n-stack]
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10/15/22 07:27 AM
10/15/22 07:27 AM
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alabama
BhamFred
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alabama
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Glock 40. I had a fella wanted to whip my ass a few years ago. I told him I had three brothers I'd fight if I wanted to fight. The rest of you sons of bitches are serious social work. I have a Glock 40 for that so come on......
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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