Dude. All the stuff u wrote and your main concern is about routes and stuff? Okey dokey. Just being me but there would be about a thousand other things going through my mind if I was in your shoes. Good luck and safe travels though! Hope you find what you’re searching for.

My only advise is don’t do I10, it takes 3 weeks to get through Texas lol

Sometimes it is hard to not follow the heart, but I seriously hope you are not being catfished!

I think we need to see Hanna. Lol.

Ya want a nice gal that don't have any kids but wants some? 🤣 hell naw

1. Someone start a gofundme so we can get Jake on a plane! I’ll kick in my $20 for the cause.
2. If you have an I phone pls set it up w someone so they can track you……just in case.
3. Pic required for aldeer
4. I’d make sure you know where her brothers are these days.

I know a guy who does this about 3 times a year (funny enough also an equipment operator and also from Huntsville ) . Each time with a new woman , each time it’s true love . He smothers the piss out of every woman he dates , like petting a kitten to hard til you finally kill it . Hope this isn’t your case and I hope it all works out better for you .

Just be prepared pics on Facebook may not be exactly what you see when you get there.

But enjoy the trip regardless be a good break from the normal for you

I’ll be honest, this is a weird thread, but I hope it works out for you.

I wish you well. I married my soulmate 20 years ago and thankful for it everyday. Now with that being said holy chit, this might be the record for longest distance traveled for a booty call 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Get on a plain you big dummy 😁😁👍👍

Good pep talk coach!! 🤣🤣🤣

Just take it slow man.

Welp sounds like how I ended up in Bama. Enjoy the adventure.

I can tell you exactly how to get there and in the most efficient way but need pics of Hana to determine if this trip is actually worth it.

Who cares which way to go out there . Straight line as possible get there . Bang her brains out. People change over the years . You have long drive back to think bout how good it was or was it worth it? U can check scenery on way back . Make sure you tell your closet friend or family where you going give them all ur info just in case this turns into a problem. An always carry while on the road . Interstate 40 is boring to me . Way too many big trucks unless u drive at night

If I just wanted to drive and see the country, I would fly out and drive back. It is a long lonely highway west of Oklahoma City on I40.

MODS: please merge this thread with the one over in Serious Deer Talk: “How far will a buck travel during rut”.

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Just kidding Jake. Be careful and keep your head on straight. You owe us a follow up story once you return!

Now THAT’S the funniest thing I’ve read all day

Have a safe trip and I sincerely wish you the best.

This is logical, but I”m sure a 1 way ticket ain’t cheap at the counter, either, this close to departure.