now that was solid gold....

He’s a youngster and complete BS TO PUT HIS LIFE ON A LIBERAL forum like Aldeer has become over the 30 yrs I’ve been on here. And besides some of his past post he’s nothing but a puss. MEOW MEOW.

Aldeer a liberal forum? Ya gotta be kidding me. You ever been on here?

OP reads this thread every day. Y'all quit responding. He'll add to it when it dies down.

This is my snake story:

We took this story hook line and sinker,

Just because the teacher sits in front of the class and picks his nose doesn't make it acceptable.

Pickin' my nose is fine but folks tend to get upset when I flick the boogers on them. So I stopped doing that.

Gotta admit I've laughed a lot reading this thread, but come on guys. I think he's had enough.

I find it commendable that Jakethesnake took a big risk in the name of love. Even if it didn't work out, the heartbreak he's feeling now is better than wondering "what if" for the rest of his life. America rose to greatness by being a country of risk takers. Now Americans play it safe and take some pills to numb theirself from their meaningless life. The American spirit is still strong in this one.

Feel free to PM if you want to talk Jakethesnake. I promise I'll keep the conversation private and won't judge you.

Whether real or punked, a legend has been created in aldeer history. Kind of like this talking bird (NSFW because of language):

^ 👍

I'm just waiting on my %3. There has to be some money in this mess somewhere.

He posted up all his stuff before he hit the road…

He really put himself out there - i dont think i would hav but he is not me

I hav been excited over potential girl before and it crash and burn

If that happened - he may not b too happy r want it advertised if so

Hang n there Jake - if u still around

Hope them brothers did not whack u

I ain’t hating on him if this is all real, heck I I almost drove to California for a woman. She was a beautiful petite one though. I layed up drunk and hunted for seven days in the Bankhead instead…. And if he’s fishing with us that’s cool. Better than all the Biden, Government, Covid, hmmm, where to eat at the beach junk. Rick on Jakethesnake from State Farm.

I did my second tour in Vietnam because of one. Her Dear John letter got an award/certificate from my Company Commander for the month July 1970. We were getting so many he started a monthly award program.

Truth be told. I've done some pretty stupid stuff for love, or whatever you wanna call it. Just part of the game

Me too , and I caught hell for it and still reminded about it from time to time . That's life .

Dang roadkill, I sure do appreciate your service but that’s the ultimate limit “for love” sacrifice..

I'm sorry y'all, I just got back a couple days ago and been busy.
I will have to read everything and fill y'all in on the details cause it was a good experience. I'm glad I went. I don't ever want to go past Mississippi. The west ain't for me. I saw no life besides humans.

Dang that woman was an absolute nut case though.

Fake boobs, lots of makeup, chip on her shoulder. Aggressive talking to the point you can't even have a conversation with her. Its all her ideology and everything else is wrong.

She totally fooled me. She acted like she was just like me until she saw that I was sold on her.
Then she starts to show issues. She can't stand anyone who doesn't agree with her.
She is the classic high maintenance bitch with no hobbies. No education. Nothing to offer but fake boobs and nice body. She is use to having everyone bow to her. Not this guy. I told her my opinions and that's when we started having issues. She fooled me. She agreed with me then got comfortable and started arguing about everything. She didn't own a fishing pole or anything. It was all a show to get my attention. She is an attention whore. She called me everyday for 2 months. All day long. Women are so unpredictable. Cold hearted.

She practices Reiki. I think she is on some devil worshiper stuff. I got the hell outta there after 2 nights. I was staying at the hotel then she asked me to stay at her house. I went and met her 3 kids for absolutely nothing now. Her 15yr old son caught me in the bed with her the next morning. He took a picture of me sleeping in his mom's bed with. The camera light woke me up. He has it in my face.

So I dumped her last night. She is a miserable soul. Anytime I mentioned God, she got visibly upset. I think the devil has her and her daughter. I will explain everything later when I get more time. Hopefully tonight. I always have my kid and dog and have lots of remodeling going on at home. I work a lot too. Im sorry I took so long to update. I drive interstate 40 going and interstate 10 coming back. That's another funny story I will share tonight or ASAP.

Remember guys! If they have a lot of makeup, fake boobs, they might have a fake personality.
This is the second girlfriend in a row with fake tits. I was pretty sure they were fake but I didn't want to ask. I always wait til they are in my mouth to find out myself. 😂🇺🇸