Agreed with all above. And close your damn legs. There’s not enough room in the seat for you to air it out!

Etiquette has disappeared in all segments of society.

Last plane ride I had a guy to sit by me that had the worst breath a human could ever have
He kept trying to talk to me the whole way when it was obvious I didn’t want to talk

My hats off to y'all that fly a lot.i absolutely hate it.been all over for most part
I see rag heads on a airplane I'm thinking I'll choke your ass out if you look funny
Hate flying.its fun eating on company dime but it at worth it at the end

The person in the middle seat gets the arm rests. If are in the aisle and insist on battle for both of your armrests the entire flight, you are uncivilized.

Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes????'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant.
So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that?' The little boy admitted that she did.
“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.!!!”

I am with Pastor Jack.I get aisle seats and always stand when we are at gate. Don’t try to move forward but get bag out of overhead and am ready to go when those in front of me go. Nothing rude about it at all. And no arsehole will be getting around me cutting line.

Yep. Stretching legs after a 4 hour sit doesn’t seem weird at all to me.

Garuda Air in Indonesia boards back to front. Quickest by far Ive ever flown.

Always thought they board backwards. On flight I had an emotional stinky clown ( he really said that) sit beside me. He needed a bath and some deodorant

I have magic beans prescribed for flying, I don’t get frustrated about chit.

I refused to take a body scan my last flight and stood there waiting for a shakedown so long the whole shebang shutdown because my bag had went through without me and they finally started calling my name and said “what are you standing there for” when I answered. I said ,“I’m right where you dumb fugks told me to stand whilst Y’all were supposed to get someone to search me”, the whole place fell out laughing.

Then, they were stupid enough to ask if I wanted to be searched in private, with chaperone “Nope, do it right here in front of God and everyone”, and they did.

Then they tore my bag apart until they found a mini Swiss army with the 3/4” grooming scissors and tried to lecture me until I told them the regulations that said what I could have. I said “whens your birthday doug? Keep it as a present”.

I fly with cut off sweatpants, no underwear, flip flops, and a tshirt.

Holler barrel roll right before landing and u can get off first

The getting up to stretch your legs isn’t the same as charging down the aisle to attempt to be the first one off the plane. Standing is totally fine. It’s trying to get off when you have 150 people ahead of you that’s rude.

I don't fly often , when I do, if I'm not sitting way up front I just sit and wait till everyone clears out . Everyone getting up and clogging the aisle as soon as the plane stops rolling is just dumb. Flying will make yer blood pressure rise.

We flew delta to Vegas. Was a full flight out there and for most part it was fine. No real complaints. Took last flight back and plane had 33 people for a 150 person flight. I asked if we could upgrade to seats behind 1st class as there were more than a dozen empty seats. She said sure, for an extra $79 per. I’m like why couldn’t they just be nice!! At any rate, that flight back was nice. No one even close to us and we stretched out and it was comfy.

I will say that it’s a weird sight to see the ATL airport completely empty. Our flight landed in ATL about midnight and it was a ghost town. No one there but a few guards and the passengers on our flight.

I've flown a couple hundred times and I've still never used the restroom on a plane

I freaking hate it, when I think I'm the luckiest bastard on the plane because I've got an open seat on my row and that bastage is the last one to get on the plane.

I do this too. I’m 6’4” and ready to stretch.