This is not a joke...

I can tell you how to ger rid of it in about 10 minutes. About 30 years ago, I had a plantar wart and a wart on one of my fingers. I was out at the barn doing some cow work and saw that we had a small tube of dehorning paste. I decided that would work for wart removal. I took it home, put a ring of vaseline around the warts and put a drop of dehorning paste on the 2 warts. I sat there with it on until it burned to the point that I could no longer take it. Don't give in too early, push it as far as you can.

I washed off both spots with water. They were both swollen and red. I squeezed them like zits and they popped out. The WHOLE wart popped out of each hole. They never grew back. No bleeding either that I remember.