What the two of you are doing is neither of your faults, therefore, I and others fully understand and excuse this behavior. You're both good guys but under the influence of something incredibly powerful, but wholly out of your control. The cause of this is yellow and comes in 50 lb bags. It's obviously the CORN!!!!! making you do it.
It's the most incredible thing. Since legalization, it is the root cause of all problems in society. You guys hang in there. You've simply been in too close of contact with large corn piles, too frequently. Classic overexposure. Season is over now and everyone will quit putting it out and this will slowly wear off. You should both be fully recovered by the end of February.