Ok I have a few but I will share the funny one.

I used to hunt the Pea river swamp right on the Fla line in Geneva CO. It was a huge swamp and I was always a little nervous about the place as we were told about bears, big cats and boogers. Well one afternoon I decided to build up my nerve and walk down this old overgrown logging road that goes back to a big slew deep in the swamp. I get back to the slew and a nut worked loose out of my climber forcing me to either walk back out or sit on the ground.
Well I am sitting on the ground against a tree for about five mins. and notice a tree with huge claw marks up and down it, I mean as high as 10 ft. Well that put me more on edge. about an hour before dark I hear this heavy rustling coming trough some thick briars and growth to my left. I am really getting nervous now as I know its not a deer cause it is way to large. It gets closer and closer forcing its way through the stuff. I can finally see a large black figure though the stalks of the growth. I am officially freaking out now. I can't see what it is, I know it is huge, black and probably whatever made the marks on the tree. I was at the flight or fight moment and knew I was not fast enough to beat this spawn of Satan. Or that is what I had made it in my mind. As it continues to move toward me, I can't make it out as the briars are so thick. Finally it stops about 25 yards from me and I am almost in complete panic mode as all I can see is a huge black figure in the bushes and briars. I had my Rifle pointed dead at it waiting for it to make its final assault on me....and then it happened. The beast let out the loudest and most clear.....MOOOO!!! I have ever heard from a cow. It took me an hour to breath normal I started laughing at myself so hard.