Stop and think about it for a minute and it gets more funny.
That dumb kid would probably smoke all of us in a physics or chemistry class. (well maybe most of us, I would probably be teaching at least one of those).
In both of those classes they teach about materials, force, mass, speed, how different chemicals and materials, electricity and energetic compounds, and how all that stuff comes together and work differently at different speeds, mass, temperature, etc... All of that stuff is then precisely assembled in just the right way to give us incredible technology like microwaves ovens and internet porn. That kid could in the future be a valuable asset to humanity, but he failed the test where the classroom meets reality. You see he forgot to figure the formula for force-speed-cheap plastic vs metal and police interactive dynamic theorem. That theorem states that the Police have fun beating idiots asses cause they deserve it. Kid forgot about that formula cause he has the paperwork to show he is not an idiot so therefore he must be immune to an ass whooping. Bad calculation.

I started laughing as soon as I saw them.

Skinny he must have skipped the day on Newtons laws. If you weigh 135lb and run bow legged at the pace of a 5.9 40yrd time, You might want to stay at home.
Beer Belly you got a Bunch of Gen Xr's right behind you that didnt get combat but grew up feral. We will try to save you a few. Can this thing go ahead and start? It would be over before the Bream leave the beds. Someone ask me how would you know which ones to shoot. The ones throwing dildos and spatulas and I guess now with rubber shields. LOL